Weiner to Write a Book?

Gods of comedy be praised! In a story about Anothony Weiner’s rehab at Dick Tweeters Anonymous it’s revealed that he might be thinking about writing a book:

Up until now, Weiner “didn’t fully comprehend” how destructive his online exhibitionistic tendencies were, the friend said.

“He was totally in denial. He was saying he may be able to write a book. But to think that he’s in a position to write a book, there has to be a redemption.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t help him with a title. “The Tweeter in the Rye” has a nice ring to it — or maybe “Curious Weiner and the Fully Charged Blackberry.”

“The Small-Crank Redemption”? Eh, whatever…

In any case, Weiner seems to be recovering:

“Finally, he did get it. He understood it,” the friend said. “He understood why there was no line of people waiting to hire him.

Would that reason be because the world knows he has a penchant for taking pictures of his johnson at his place of business and sending them to random woman? Usually that’s a desired quality in the business world. Go figure.

(h/t Weasel Zippers)

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