Gods of comedy be praised! In a story about Anothony Weiner’s rehab at Dick Tweeters Anonymous it’s revealed that he might be thinking about writing a book:

Up until now, Weiner “didn’t fully comprehend” how destructive his online exhibitionistic tendencies were, the friend said.

“He was totally in denial. He was saying he may be able to write a book. But to think that he’s in a position to write a book, there has to be a redemption.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t help him with a title. “The Tweeter in the Rye” has a nice ring to it — or maybe “Curious Weiner and the Fully Charged Blackberry.”

“The Small-Crank Redemption”? Eh, whatever…

In any case, Weiner seems to be recovering:

“Finally, he did get it. He understood it,” the friend said. “He understood why there was no line of people waiting to hire him.

Would that reason be because the world knows he has a penchant for taking pictures of his johnson at his place of business and sending them to random woman? Usually that’s a desired quality in the business world. Go figure.

(h/t Weasel Zippers)


12 Responses to “Weiner to Write a Book?”

  1. cdl on July 22nd, 2011 11:50 am

    Mein Weiner

  2. backwoods on July 22nd, 2011 12:27 pm


  3. backwoods on July 22nd, 2011 1:41 pm

    Weinering The Future

  4. joyannaadams on July 22nd, 2011 2:01 pm

    So THAT's why Borders is closing.

  5. SignPainterGuy on July 22nd, 2011 2:43 pm

    Obama promised to close the "Borders". We just THOUGHT we knew which ones !

  6. SignPainterGuy on July 22nd, 2011 2:48 pm

    I figure any book Weiner would write would be in "tweet format", 140 characters or less at a time. It`d be easier to read than Reader`s Digest ! (Just not as interesting)

  7. Granny55 on July 22nd, 2011 3:41 pm

    Perhaps a "self help" book on how to overcome little man's disease. Or a how to book on drunk tweeting and how to cover up your drunk tweets. Or better yet how about some "Cowboy Poetry" with the forward written by Harry Reid.

  8. Hyperfobea on July 22nd, 2011 4:06 pm

    It wood be a picture book of weiners by Weiner for weiners. (Is he even literate?)

  9. dandapani on July 23rd, 2011 1:21 pm

    The Weiners of Wrath

  10. SignPainterGuy on July 23rd, 2011 8:16 pm

    A Weiner Too Far

    The Weiners of Toko Ri (sp?)

    After a while with Bubba behind bars,
    My Weiner Or Yours ?

    The Life of a Real Weiner

  11. SignPainterGuy on July 23rd, 2011 8:17 pm

    My current fave.

  12. cheap print ink on January 22nd, 2014 7:29 am

    This is really great news for us. If he is going to write a book he must have a good idea on what to write. This is exciting. He is my favorite author and I have copies of his other work at home. Better use the best publishing materials out there for this book.

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