Cher falls victim to “Muphry’s Law” in one of these two Tweets directed toward Michele Bachmann:

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Did a woman who does 25 costume changes a night and has had more plastic surgeries than half of Malibu just call somebody else a poser?

Update: Bonus celebrity idiot: Matt Damon.

(h/t Fox Nation)

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21 Responses to “Cher’s Advice to Michele Bachmann: ‘Go Bake 2 School!’”

  1. backwoods on August 2nd, 2011 5:02 pm

    The Cher idiocy of liberals never ceases to amaze me.

  2. Hyperfobea on August 2nd, 2011 5:05 pm

    Ah think share ate to go bake in git her good e'nuf diploma.

  3. SignPainterGuy on August 2nd, 2011 5:08 pm

    I`m gettin` worried; I think I understood that !

  4. SignPainterGuy on August 2nd, 2011 5:11 pm

    It happens here w/ our own trolls, these "smarter than us" libs go so far out of their way to prove how smart they are and prove only the opposite.

    Comedy gold ! Here`s yer sign !

  5. Marshall_Will on August 2nd, 2011 5:25 pm

    I 'thought' about Cher the other day. Not even sure why? Perhaps when we were talking about Barbara Streisand and how pathetic her life had become? Who knows, who cares.

    Didn't realize Cher was still alive. Here's a sign. Btw, in looking at the keyboard, it's impossible to mis-type the two. I truly believe that's how she thinks it is spelled. Question is; how does Cher spell "bake"?

  6. Frederick Lang on August 2nd, 2011 5:47 pm

    Guess she doesn't like Bachmann.

  7. Jill on August 2nd, 2011 5:56 pm

    When will people quit paying attention to these ridiculous entertainers. Shut up and sing!

  8. The Watcher on August 2nd, 2011 6:16 pm

    And on today's episode of 'When Plastic Surgery Attacks', we have a victim of the horrific effects plastic surgery has on mental faculties. Let's give a nice, warm welcome to our guest … CHER!

  9. SignPainterGuy on August 2nd, 2011 6:38 pm

    Tomorrow`s guest will no doubt be the Weaker San Fran Nan as victim of diminished brain function after too much botox.

    Side question: If she does indeed have just one more facelift, will she sport a goatee ?

  10. Marshall_Will on August 2nd, 2011 6:42 pm

    Oh.., pffftt, she probably had to have a staff mbr. or asst. -explain- just whom Michele is?

    THEN she comes out swinging! Talk about knee jerk.

  11. Marshall_Will on August 2nd, 2011 6:54 pm

    Why wait til tomorrow? Doug already plastered D/A Matt Damon as a bonus. Seriously guys, I think there's some sort of designer drug going around all these celebs/pols are slamming that must leave them feeling euphoric 24/7.

    They all have the same stuttering, stammering symptoms. These aren't people like us that get p!ssed off when the kids raid the liquor cabinet. Or only buy Heineken on special occasions. Look at the horse tranq. stuff the gloved one was playing with?

    IMHO, whatever it is they're dabbling with, this is the long term side effects. All those little synapse disconnects that make you feel like a walking orgasm don't come without a PRICE! I can sense what Damon is trying to say. Lib talking points we've all heard a thousand times. He can't even make the cerebral/oral connection to his own oft rehearsed talking points. Check in guys.

  12. OK_Loyalist on August 2nd, 2011 10:56 pm

    Cher, how's that dork working out for your daughter ?

    Am I under 140 characters??? YEAAAAHHH !!!!

  13. joyannaadams on August 2nd, 2011 11:29 pm

    Damon "the proud American" lives full time in South America. Wonder where HIS bank is.

    He did make one point that I agree with…the rich kids don't have to go to war, so somewhere in the desert while he was making one of his many "conservative" films, he actaully talked to some of the guys. BUT…Obama keeps saying the obvious "Tax the ones who have millions….BUT..at $250,000 it's the small busness' that get slammed. So…let's just have a movie star tax…say…80 perent? They don't employ anyone! Let's make Damon happy.

  14. Marshall_Will on August 2nd, 2011 11:56 pm

    BUT..at $250,000 it's the small busness' that get slammed.

    Um… YES! Dentists, Chiropractors, contractors, landscapers.., ME!

    Then the IRS massages the numbers so there's no winning for Sched. C Filers. They also know people are skittish about putting money in the market for the last several years and w/ uncertain times aren't funding their ret. plans like they know they should, opting to go into Cash Preservation Mode instead!

    Pretty simple stuff. Team O'drama's got those of us trapped in the middle all figured out. WE have "been in the crosshairs" since he formed His Office Of Transition. Didn't know Maaatt DaaaaaMON live in SA. Let's hammer on this scumbag til he has some esplaining to do?

  15. Obama bin Biden on August 3rd, 2011 12:13 pm

    Cher's brain is fried; cut her some slack. I mean, who would have ever imagined that Sonny's death wouldn't be the biggest tragedy in Cher's life? I have pity for this intellectually, vacuous, moron.

  16. cdl on August 3rd, 2011 12:26 pm

    Cher is dumber than a chair.

    I love twitter. It gives celebrities a chance to show their true colors and intelligence.

  17. Hyperfobea on August 3rd, 2011 6:01 pm

    Aw hey, she can't even do *that* any more! Here' s a suggestion, maybe she was just acting in that tweet.

  18. Hyperfobea on August 3rd, 2011 6:03 pm

    Ya know, that probably explains her vitriol. Heck, I'd be mad as a hornet if my little girl grew up to be a man.

  19. Hyperfobea on August 3rd, 2011 6:07 pm

    Eeeeeeew! That was loooooow … like waaaaaaay south. LOL

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  21. SignPainterGuy on August 4th, 2011 6:27 pm

    Appropriate for someone who reminds me of the south end of a northbound mule !

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