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Meghan McCain Like, Totally Endorses Mitt Romney Cuz He’s Like, Moderate & Stuff — I’m Serious You Guys!

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The announcement the nation was waiting for has been made. But enough about the debt ceiling agreement — in other news, Meghan McCain has endorsed Mitt Romney:

On Monday, Meghan McCain told Kennesaw State University that she wants Mitt Romney, not Sarah Palin, to be the next president.

As McCain explained, “My personal favorite right now is Mitt Romney. I like that he’s not so radical. I like that he has really, really played his cards right, almost perfectly since the last election” (as reported by Marietta Daily Journal).

McCain’s endorsement may be a double-edged sword for Romney. On the one hand, her endorsement is a boon because she chose him over her own father’s running mate. And McCain enjoys a devoted following among independents, moderate Republicans and young voters, which could help him with crucial swing voters.

McCain represents younger Republicans who don’t like their Republicans to be all Republicanny & stuff, or something like that.

Every time Meghan McCain said what she was looking for in a Republican candidate for 2012, she described somebody just like her father, and he got his ass kicked against Obama. I’m sure a political clone of John McCain would fare much better this time around.

As for me, I’m still endorsing this “generic” Republican, because he/she seems to have the best chance of defeating Obama.

Comments

7 Responses to “Meghan McCain Like, Totally Endorses Mitt Romney Cuz He’s Like, Moderate & Stuff — I’m Serious You Guys!”

  1. The Zoo Keeper on August 4th, 2011 11:57 am

    How does that duct tape keep coming off her mouth?

  2. Dexter_Alarius on August 4th, 2011 12:39 pm

    McWho?

  3. VaGal on August 4th, 2011 1:33 pm

    Ha! Good one!

  4. Joe Redfield on August 4th, 2011 2:20 pm

    Tough luck, Mitt. If conservatives needed any further galvanizing we just got it.

  5. SignPainterGuy on August 4th, 2011 2:58 pm

    Other than for making fun of them, who actually pays attention to or cares about what these celebrities and faux celebs think ?!

  6. Obama bin Biden on August 5th, 2011 10:57 am

    All I can say is FU to Meghan McCain and her old man.

  7. mcmeador on August 7th, 2011 2:48 pm

    Apparently playing one's cards right makes them a good presidential candidate…?

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