Headline: Bill Clinton will be guest speaker at Seamen’s Society event

The former president is a longtime supporter of the organization and has been a Seamen’s donor for decades. Very charitable man, the ex-prez.


9 Responses to “Some Days the Jokes Write Themselves”

  1. Granny55 on August 11th, 2011 2:17 pm

    Just ask Monica how generous Bill's "seaman" donations are.

  2. Doug on August 11th, 2011 2:21 pm

    That was a low blow, Granny! Wait… nevermind.

    This comment thread has a classy future in store.

  3. Dexter_Alarius on August 11th, 2011 2:49 pm

    What's long and tubular and filled with seamen?
    A submarine, of course!

  4. Marshall_Will on August 11th, 2011 3:07 pm

    Client whom I -still- can't convince P'BO is DOA offers the following scenario:

    Shrillary runs as BHO's "running mate. Consolidates the Dims by bringing on board more mainstream Dims, women and minorities in DROVES!

    In 2016 HRC becomes Prez and serves for (2) terms assuring Dim's WH control until the year..? Anyone else see a few flaws in that tinfoil hat theory? Just curious.

  5. Hyperfobea on August 11th, 2011 3:59 pm

    I heard that Bonny Fwank is a member and generally on the receiving end.

  6. Obama bin Biden on August 11th, 2011 4:26 pm

    The female guests are encouraged to wear a blue dress.

  7. Granny55 on August 11th, 2011 6:07 pm

    Bawny thinks his sh!t don't stink but his farts tell another story!!! Just ask Rachel Madcow!

  8. Granny55 on August 11th, 2011 6:11 pm

    Low Blow – lol – yeah I couldn't help myself. And speaking of classy did you hear the one about Bill in the Oval Office, the cigar and the ……. never mind.

  9. Dexter_Alarius on August 12th, 2011 1:41 pm

    He was invited, but did Bill say he was coming?

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