Can CNN’s Don Lemon possibly sound like a bigger puss?


I’m sure WWII reporter Ernie Pyle, who endured fierce war zones without as much whining, could perfectly understand the fear in Lemon’s voice as he describes being brutalized by a couple of… blonde girls.

ABC’s Brian Ross was the first among the MSM to win a Purple Heart because of Bachmann’s goons, and now Don Lemon can hang his reporting legacy on the fact that he bravely tried to stand in the path of a petite congresswoman like “briefcase guy” in Tiananmen Square, except with fried butter instead of tanks — which according to FLOTUS is much more dangerous.

(h/t HAP)


13 Responses to “Bachmann’s Goons Brutalize Another Reporter; CNN’s Don Lemon May Request Purple Heart”

  1. cdl on August 13th, 2011 12:00 pm

    I hate it when blond girls ruff me up too.

  2. mrstarry76 on August 13th, 2011 12:09 pm

    embarrassing is right….embarrassing that you have to cry about being pushed. O the humanity!!!!

  3. Doug on August 13th, 2011 12:17 pm

    Don Lemon is… well, let's just say he might not enjoy that as much as you or I would.

  4. Granny55 on August 13th, 2011 12:27 pm

    As in, he finds Bawny Frank attractive?

  5. Joe Redfield on August 13th, 2011 1:16 pm

    Does this guy have any clue at all about how pathetic he sounds?

  6. SignPainterGuy on August 13th, 2011 2:10 pm

    Don Lemon: Tight in a crowd, elbows pokin` ya in the sides…..whew, I tells ya, It was mayhem !

    I`m just glad those blond girls didn`t take to pony-tail whippin` ! Why, I`da had to git ruff !

  7. SignPainterGuy on August 13th, 2011 3:42 pm

    The way he`s flappin` those hands, either one of the blond girls would have charged him with sexual assault or just beat him up right then and there ! OR, maybe he could have flown up to the safety of a rooftop !

  8. Turbo on August 13th, 2011 5:31 pm

    Yes you are an embarassment Don. Poor dear, I bet he broke a heel!

  9. serfer62 on August 13th, 2011 8:12 pm

    What a PUSSY!

  10. Marshall_Will on August 13th, 2011 10:04 pm

    Assuming his fairie wings weren't tussled in the process?

    He's "never seen anything like it before"? Try getting on the subway in rush hour d!ckhead! Obviously never been to a rock concert or ball game before either? Pretty sheltered life for a 'reporter'.

    If this is the brand of "unbiased coverage" we will have to endure, this is going to be a looong 15 mos! That was a pretty tightly packed crowd as per the longer shots. Grow a pair already you in the tank scumbag.

  11. SignPainterGuy on August 14th, 2011 1:13 am

    Fairy wings, broken fingernails and all ! I can`t believe he didn`t get his toes stepped on and his ankles kicked !

    And to think, our own armed forces / state dept. had to rely on CNN for the first real reporting on Desert Storm…….

  12. 101ABN327 on August 14th, 2011 6:04 pm

    Exactly. He looks a bit light in the loafers. Perhaps he should take some MIDOL and give it a rest… [roll eyes]

  13. 101ABN327 on August 14th, 2011 6:05 pm


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