Can CNN’s Don Lemon possibly sound like a bigger puss?


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I’m sure WWII reporter Ernie Pyle, who endured fierce war zones without as much whining, could perfectly understand the fear in Lemon’s voice as he describes being brutalized by a couple of… blonde girls.

ABC’s Brian Ross was the first among the MSM to win a Purple Heart because of Bachmann’s goons, and now Don Lemon can hang his reporting legacy on the fact that he bravely tried to stand in the path of a petite congresswoman like “briefcase guy” in Tiananmen Square, except with fried butter instead of tanks — which according to FLOTUS is much more dangerous.

(h/t HAP)

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13 Responses to “Bachmann’s Goons Brutalize Another Reporter; CNN’s Don Lemon May Request Purple Heart”

  1. cdl on August 13th, 2011 12:00 pm

    I hate it when blond girls ruff me up too.

  2. mrstarry76 on August 13th, 2011 12:09 pm

    embarrassing is right….embarrassing that you have to cry about being pushed. O the humanity!!!!

  3. Doug on August 13th, 2011 12:17 pm

    Don Lemon is… well, let's just say he might not enjoy that as much as you or I would.

  4. Granny55 on August 13th, 2011 12:27 pm

    As in, he finds Bawny Frank attractive?

  5. Joe Redfield on August 13th, 2011 1:16 pm

    Does this guy have any clue at all about how pathetic he sounds?

  6. SignPainterGuy on August 13th, 2011 2:10 pm

    Don Lemon: Tight in a crowd, elbows pokin` ya in the sides…..whew, I tells ya, It was mayhem !

    I`m just glad those blond girls didn`t take to pony-tail whippin` ! Why, I`da had to git ruff !

  7. SignPainterGuy on August 13th, 2011 3:42 pm

    The way he`s flappin` those hands, either one of the blond girls would have charged him with sexual assault or just beat him up right then and there ! OR, maybe he could have flown up to the safety of a rooftop !

  8. Turbo on August 13th, 2011 5:31 pm

    Yes you are an embarassment Don. Poor dear, I bet he broke a heel!

  9. serfer62 on August 13th, 2011 8:12 pm

    What a PUSSY!

  10. Marshall_Will on August 13th, 2011 10:04 pm

    Assuming his fairie wings weren't tussled in the process?

    He's "never seen anything like it before"? Try getting on the subway in rush hour d!ckhead! Obviously never been to a rock concert or ball game before either? Pretty sheltered life for a 'reporter'.

    If this is the brand of "unbiased coverage" we will have to endure, this is going to be a looong 15 mos! That was a pretty tightly packed crowd as per the longer shots. Grow a pair already you in the tank scumbag.

  11. SignPainterGuy on August 14th, 2011 1:13 am

    Fairy wings, broken fingernails and all ! I can`t believe he didn`t get his toes stepped on and his ankles kicked !

    And to think, our own armed forces / state dept. had to rely on CNN for the first real reporting on Desert Storm…….

  12. 101ABN327 on August 14th, 2011 6:04 pm

    Exactly. He looks a bit light in the loafers. Perhaps he should take some MIDOL and give it a rest… [roll eyes]

  13. 101ABN327 on August 14th, 2011 6:05 pm

    BINGO!

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