Politico really needs to stop beating around the bush, so to speak:

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Imagine Politico writing such a thing about, say, Joe Biden — And if there’s every somebody who cries out for that headline, it’s the Sheriff of Stimulusville. Heck, maybe even President Obama is more worthy of that headline than Rick Perry — the dumbest presidential candidate in all 58 states.

Politico has a track record of parroting the “Republicans are dumb” DNC talking point while at the same time the left parades a collection of some of the most failed doofuses ever to have set foot in Washington and the MSM considers them geniuses.

Update: Michelle M’s opinion of all this:


(h/t JWF)

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14 Responses to “Completely Unbiased Headline of the Day”

  1. Hyperfobea on August 29th, 2011 12:13 pm

    In the subjective world of liberalism
    wrong = right
    smart = dumb
    abnormal = normal
    1 + 1 = 3
    etc ….

  2. heir2freedom on August 29th, 2011 1:52 pm

    And I'd bet my last dollar that Perry knows how many letters are in J-O-B-S (it's four).

    The left's delusion that somehow their brains were touched by the finger of God at birth is really just a transparent testament that they have never emotionally matured beyond middle school. Thus, when one disagrees with them on substance, they cry, "You're so stoooopid!."

    Misguidedly placing this country in the hands of these emotionally stunted unicorn ranchers is why we are where we are.

  3. Marshall_Will on August 29th, 2011 2:01 pm

    "emotionally stunted unicorn ranchers"

    Awesome!

  4. Granny55 on August 29th, 2011 2:03 pm

    If dumb gets you elected governor of one of the largest states in the USA with a booming economy, low unemployment, business friendly regulations, a decent education system, tort reform and a huge football following then I guess – yeah – he must be dumb.

    Let's compare that to Dick Obummer…………

  5. Marshall_Will on August 29th, 2011 2:17 pm

    Not in any way to play the victim here..? But all of those pictured in Doug's Politico link, have brown eyes. Just as is the case w/ the taller than avg. high school quaterback alpha male, having 'striking' colored eyes 'can' give one unwarranted advantage in life.

    Take any study, show college students -random- photos of people and ask them to give their first impression of whom they feel is most "intelligent" and they'll pick out blues & greens most of the time. They've even photoshopped diff. colors and played them back later to more favorable responses. Rick Perry too, has brown eyes.

    Not to take things to a personal level, but that's why many of us w/ brown eyes work twice as hard to get HALF the recognition. Just ask MM. Brown eyes tend to soften facial features and often have a child-like innocence about them. Some might even say doe-like.

  6. Carolynp on August 29th, 2011 3:09 pm

    Heirtofreedom, I just wanted to scoop up your comment and post in on facebook. Nicely stated.

  7. eaglewingz08 on August 29th, 2011 4:08 pm

    I'd rather have a "dumb" conservative President allowing the creation of millions of jobs than a "smart" socialist President driving the economy off the cliff. Call me stupid too, I guess.

  8. Luke Taylor on August 29th, 2011 5:38 pm

    I long for the day when the American people can say with glee, "this long nightmare is finally over." It will commence on 20 January 2013 when can get back on track for pursuing the American Dream with Obama and his Socialist Gang out of the White House.

  9. johnt55 on August 29th, 2011 5:58 pm

    I always refer to them is "narrow-minded, self-righteous twits." They're unicorn ranchers on the side.

  10. Turbo on August 29th, 2011 6:07 pm

    Awww don't worry lamestream media, you'll have PLENTY of time for name calling and personal attacks after 2012..

  11. Granny55 on August 29th, 2011 6:34 pm

    Turbo – they started their lamestream attacks back in the 2004 elections and only crawl on their bellies using their left limbs and it will be an onslaught to keep their Dick Obummer in office. And when we are free of Dick Obummer and his junior high school idiots it will get worse. Hopefully by that time people will finally agree that the MSM is nothing but liberal liars bent on a socialist utopia and they all go under. I can't wait to piss on their graves!

  12. SignPainterGuy on August 29th, 2011 6:59 pm

    Ditto !

  13. SignPainterGuy on August 30th, 2011 2:36 am

    Perry`s islamo-pandering is safe from the left; they haven`t mentioned it even though it`s been covered thoroughly at Zilla`s place and Atlas Shrugs, I would guess because the left panders to islam themselves !

    Yep, if it weren`t for "double standards", the left would have no standards at all !

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    [...] Completely Unbiased Headline of the Day Imagine Politico writing such a thing about, say, Joe Biden — And if there’s every somebody who cries out for that headline, it’s the Sheriff of Stimulusville. Heck, maybe even President Obama is more worthy of that headline than Rick Perry — the dumbest presidential candidate in all 58 states. [...]

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