…You have a hangover this morning:

Pass the Maalox.

The desperation is palpable, isn’t it? The Republicans probably won’t pass it, but at least he has somebody to blame now, which makes a “Scooby-Doo ending” to his presidency a possibility next year. On election night an Obama mask will be removed and there will sit George Soros: “I’d have gotten away with if it weren’t for you darn Teabaggers!”

Update: How many times did Obama mention “green energy” or “green jobs” last night? Zero. Did one FBI raid ruin the whole pitch?

Update II: Even Michelle doesn’t seem to be buying it anymore.

Comments

13 Responses to “If You Did a Shot Whenever Obama Said ‘Pass This Jobs Bill’…”

  1. Jeremie Jordan on September 9th, 2011 12:32 pm

    …you might be drunk enough to actually pass it.

  2. Dexter_Alarius on September 9th, 2011 1:44 pm

    Zoinks! Like, I hope Obama makes like a tree and leafs!
    As soon as inhumanly possible!

  3. SignPainterGuy on September 9th, 2011 2:22 pm

    I caught only the last 10 (ish) minutes, perhaps I shouldn`t be playing on my laptop, eating supper, petting the cat, and watching the tube all at once, but I saw those congress-critters giving the man boy child who would be king standing "Os" for some reason that totally escaped me. The speech was for sure a campaign speech `cause the most lib, leftist pRes. evah sounded all centrist n stuff, and promised rainbows and unicorns and said some form of "pass this bill" about 17 times. If I`d taken a shot at every one, I`d have been "commode huggin`, knee walking, Hebrew drunk" and beyond the help of any Maalox.

  4. backwoods on September 9th, 2011 2:23 pm

    I don't know. Even drunkenness has its limits.

  5. Michelle Malkin » What Was Missing from Last Night’s Speech? on September 9th, 2011 4:03 pm

    [...] for last night’s speech, could Obama have said “pass this jobs bill” a little more often? You know what they say: “Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, 14 [...]

  6. laree on September 9th, 2011 4:13 pm

    17 times!

    TGIF, The Political Circus Edition, "Make It Fast Make It Urgent"
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  7. What Was Missing from Last Night’s Speech? | Conservatives for America on September 9th, 2011 4:46 pm

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  8. Granny55 on September 9th, 2011 6:17 pm

    I would have never guessed it was that!!! I was canning pickles and thinking I, Me, My or Let Me Be Clear! So where is the bill? How many drinks will I need while reading it?

  9. SignPainterGuy on September 9th, 2011 7:23 pm

    Practice up on your mind reading skills or pick up a crystal ball or maybe the "super-deluxe edition" of that old time favorite, the Wuija Board (sp?), `cause the bill exists only in the pRes`s mind and the speech writer`s and in the teleprompter control box ! Drink while operating any of the afore-mentioned heavy machinery at your own risk !

  10. patti on September 9th, 2011 7:44 pm

    There is no bill.
    The clown, Broke Hussein el Bama, gave another speech, calling for more spending.
    Gov. Palin says he’s playing us all for fools….
    Full Interview: Sarah Palin with Megyn Kelly http://www.therightscoop.com/full-interview-sarah
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  11. Bo D.’s “Jobs” Speech Round-up | 'Splodieheads on September 10th, 2011 12:44 pm

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  13. Michelle Malkin Noticed Something Missing From Obama’s “Jobs” Speech » insignificant thoughts on September 10th, 2011 1:54 pm

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