If You Did a Shot Whenever Obama Said ‘Pass This Jobs Bill’…

…You have a hangover this morning:

Pass the Maalox.

The desperation is palpable, isn’t it? The Republicans probably won’t pass it, but at least he has somebody to blame now, which makes a “Scooby-Doo ending” to his presidency a possibility next year. On election night an Obama mask will be removed and there will sit George Soros: “I’d have gotten away with if it weren’t for you darn Teabaggers!”

Update: How many times did Obama mention “green energy” or “green jobs” last night? Zero. Did one FBI raid ruin the whole pitch?

Update II: Even Michelle doesn’t seem to be buying it anymore.

Author: Doug Powers

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