Debbie’s trying to convince people to support throwing another almost half trillion dollars down the money hole and the first thing out of her mouth is “I talked to a woman who was late for her son’s football game because of highway congestion”?

Did it occur to Wasserman Schultz that maybe the woman was late because she was delayed by “Reinvestment and Recovery Act” construction?

Roll the agonizing desperation:


The BS will only get funnier. Dems know the “American Jobs Act” won’t pass through Congress (if it’s even ever introduced) — it’s just an excuse to get Obama on the road to pitch the “legislation” so his campaigning is weakly disguised as “presidential business” and can be charged to taxpayers instead of coming out of his re-election war chest.

DWS might want to have a word with Harry Reid, who isn’t bringing the “American Jobs Act” to the Senate floor for the foreseeable future because he has to re-arrange his sock drawer and water his pomegranates.

(h/t Weasel Zippers)


15 Responses to “Debbie Wasserman Schultz Promotes ‘American Jobs Get Moms to Football Games on Time’ Act”

  1. OK_Loyalist on September 15th, 2011 12:20 am

    Hoping that Pelosi's poodle gets Parvo.

  2. Turbo on September 15th, 2011 12:21 am

    Even though we're sadly used to this question by now, being well into the era of "Hope n Change" and all.. can you believe these people??

  3. Joe Redfield on September 15th, 2011 12:37 am

    I sense that Debbie has realized that the game is over, and she's just phoning it in now. Talk about 'uninspired'…

  4. SignPainterGuy on September 15th, 2011 12:55 am

    With Krugman and Tingles already there, how does Debbie Washerwoman Schultz find room up Oblunder`s a$$ ? Now that`s commitment …. or she should be "committed" or something !

    Good to see Dingy has his priorities right; gotta hate those messy sock drawers and dry pom-n-granites !

  5. cdl on September 15th, 2011 12:55 am

    Debbie does demagoguery.

  6. Granny55 on September 15th, 2011 10:23 am

    Question? Who says dumber than sh!t stuff? Wasserman or Pelosi? Me thinks both of them were too busy getting botox treatments when they were handing out brains.

  7. Doug on September 15th, 2011 10:28 am

    Pelosi says crazier shit and DWS says dumber shit. Together they should market a line of DNC straight-jackets.

  8. whatschappingmyass on September 15th, 2011 10:39 am

    "Pelosi's Poodle"… That's AWESOME! I love it!

  9. Pasadena Phil on September 15th, 2011 11:43 am

    Congress can end this Obama campaign today if they would just introduce it for a vote and then vote it down unanimously. Both parties would win. All this is doing for Obama is to make it more likely that he will not be the Dem candidate in 2012.

  10. Truesoldier on September 15th, 2011 12:41 pm

    "The BS will only get funnier. Dems know the “American Jobs Act” won’t pass through Congress (if it’s even ever introduced)"

    Actually Doug, the American Jobs Act has been introduced, though I highly doubt Obama will be mentioning it:

    Rep. Gohmert Introduces the American Jobs Act of 2011
    September 14, 2011

    Washington – Rep. Louie Gohmert (TX-01) released the following statement today after introducing the “American Jobs Act of 2011” which will create jobs by taking the corporate tax rate to zero.

    (h/t Itooktheredpill with this link:

  11. SignPainterGuy on September 15th, 2011 3:00 pm

    While I really, REALLY like Gohmert`s bill, it would never pass, `cause it would work like nobody`s business !

  12. clu seatoe on September 15th, 2011 12:49 pm

    Dem Party to Debbie:

    OK, Debbie “three-names” Wasserman Schultz time to step up. Take the mic, get out there and get the mantra started, “…the world is flat!, The world is flat!, The world is flat!”

  13. The Zoo Keeper on September 15th, 2011 1:02 pm

    “My pomegranate trees are, I’m told, blossoming and have some pomegranates on them."

    I'm no horticulturalist, but doesn't the fruit come AFTER the blossoms?

  14. SignPainterGuy on September 15th, 2011 2:57 pm

    Stick with the animals; you obviously know nothing about fruit farming in Nevada near the nuclear test sites ! 😉

  15. imoforpcs on May 3rd, 2017 12:10 am

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