Cap’n Legthrill: Republicans ‘Horny’ for Chris Christie

Who is better qualified to discuss getting horny over a candidate or potential candidate than the MSNBC host who considers Barack Obama and Cialis to be synonymous?

In this clip, Matthews puts up more straw men than a Nebraska corn farmer, one of them by implying that all Republicans are upset with their field of candidates. Honestly, I could be more thrilled, but that doesn’t mean I’m pining for Chris Christie to jump in. And I’m certainly not horny for him.

Matthews’ other comedy bit is the claim that “Republicans are desperate.” The only thing sinking faster than Obama’s poll numbers is the economy he’s been fundamentally transforming, his re-election chances are grim, ditto for many congressional Dems, their party just lost a New York seat they’ve held since the 1920’s, and Republicans are desperate?


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As of about a month ago, 63% of Republicans in New Hampshire, Iowa and South Carolina were satisfied with GOP field, so it’s hardly fair to say most or all Republicans want Christie to enter the fray.

If the NJ Gov. does get in, Matthews just gave him a great bumper sticker idea: Honk if you’re horny for Christie.

(h/t HAP)

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