I’m not surprised to learn that Roseanne is still forgetting to open the garage door before starting the car:

Controversial comedienne Roseanne Barr has her own solution to the financial crisis: behead any wealthy banker making more than $100 million who won’t be reeducated.

In an interview with the RT program “Keiser Report,” Barr said if she were the president, she would bring back the guillotine as a form of justice for Wall Street’s “worst of the worst of the guilty.”

“I first would allow the guilty bankers to pay back anything over 100 million in personal wealth because I believe in a maximum wage of 100 million dollars,” she said. “If they’re unable to live on that amount then they should go to the reeducation camps, and if that doesn’t help, then be beheaded.”

I’ll get on board with that — provided people who made their bones in the entertainment industry are included, and we lower the net worth threshold to anything over, say, $50 million. What say you, Roseanne? … Roseanne?

My idea probably wouldn’t give Roseanne a moment of pause though, because she’s spent the last several years proving that she can survive just fine without a head:

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9 Responses to “Breaking: Roseanne Barr Still a Loon”

  1. Truesoldier on October 3rd, 2011 6:38 pm

    I hope they keep giving her airtime as she has said she is running for President. With how looney she is she could very easily siphon of some votes from Obama's ever dwindling stash.

  2. Reaganite Republican on October 3rd, 2011 7:16 pm

    Good idea Doug, re. beheading… and ESPECIALLY hyper-ugly slobs like this Rozee, who needs to look at that

  3. cdl on October 3rd, 2011 7:52 pm

    Darken those sunglasses a little bit more and she could pass for Ozzy Ozborn.

    He makes more sense though.

  4. Marshall_Will on October 3rd, 2011 8:28 pm

    "Barr’s latest venture – a reality show on the Lifetime network about her working on a Hawaii macademia nut farm – was recently dropped after one season. She is reportedly working on a new sitcom called “Downwardly Mobile.”

    The only reason it lasted a 'season' was execs can't scramble fast enough to fill the void. Sounded like a disaster of volcanic magnitude from day one? On this, the Third Birthday of TARP as MM noted, 'some' people STILL can't keep it straight!

    As a RESULT of The Housing Boom, Wall Street was more or less FORCED to come up w/ ever increasingly 'creative' ways to underwrite the shoddy underwriting Realtwhores DEMANDED! I mean.., shouldn't 'everyone' in California be able to 'afford' a 4,000 s/f home in an upscale neighborhood? You know, whether or NOT they are LEGAL citizens!?

  5. SignPainterGuy on October 3rd, 2011 9:14 pm

    Ms Barr has a long history of idiocy, this latest is just icing on the cake of separation from reality. Years ago, someone mentioned how fat she was and asked her what she thought she could do to become sexier for her husband? Her reply, "Become even fatter !" That went along with the notion that infants with their fat little bodies are just soooo cute, that some adults tried to emulate that ….. well, to each his own sickness I suppose. ICK !! Then there was the "Singing 'God Bless America' at the ball game while spitting and holding her crotch" thinking "Everybody loves a good joke, right ?"

    These twirps just keep coming out of the woodwork ! Can`t we just outlaw woodwork ?!

  6. OK_Loyalist on October 3rd, 2011 9:27 pm

    How about her giving up some of her wealth …. Naw ain't going to happen

  7. SignPainterGuy on October 3rd, 2011 10:20 pm

    She`d just claim she doesn`t have $50M ! EXEMPT !

  8. Jimbo on October 3rd, 2011 11:54 pm

    Thanks, jester, for your amusing idiocy. NEXT!

  9. Hyperfobea on October 4th, 2011 9:07 am

    "Breaking: Rosanne Barr Still a Loon"

    Now hang on there just a minute, Doug. If you're going to report the mindless blather of "titanic" slugs, a full description might be in order. (Hint: you forgot to add Beastly, Obtuse, Irrelevant, Has-Been, Bovine, Saggy, Pinko, Angry, and Feckless.)

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