The “Occupy Wall Street” crowd is thrilled. Why? For starters, because the leader of Venezuela who has a habit of imprisoning dissenters has offered his support for their cause — what ever that is. This means the protest can look forward to a visit from Chavez’s US liaison, Sean Penn, very soon.

OWS was also happy to get the support of an Iranian military commander, as well as Marxist/Capitalist actor Danny Glover.

Naturally Big Labor is involved. You can now also make a little money being a rent-a-protester (I wonder if there’s a bonus program for sh*#tting on police cars). Notice that the ad is dated last month (“spontaneous movement of the people” my a$$).

Let’s see, who else? Supporters of an accused Islamic terrorist are on board with the “occupy” movement. Nothing like the seal of approval of a military leader from the country that hangs gays and lashes & imprisons women for speaking out against censorship (no better way to prove her wrong, eh?).

The Communist Party USA is also down with OWS. Well count me in!

And of course with all those quality endorsements on board, the Democratic Party is also going all in.

When it comes down to the choice between the country being run exclusively by all of the above, or Goldman Sachs — I’ll choose the latter every single time.

Here’s a little behind the scenes peek at the high tech operation:

Update: OWS Quote of the Day:

The free chow offered to protesters was boosting the crowd.

“People say they are here for the cause, but the real reason is the free food,” quipped Cameron, 26, of Jersey City.

“On my third day, they had smoked salmon with cream cheese. You know how much smoked salmon is a pound? Sixteen dollars. I eat better here than I do with my parents!”


4 Responses to “‘Occupy Wall Street’ Gets Key Endorsements”

  1. Marshall_Will on October 10th, 2011 11:48 am

    "Compensation: $350-$650 A Week Depending On Responsibility & Length Of Time On Staff
    Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
    Please, no phone calls about this job!
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  2. Doug on October 10th, 2011 12:08 pm

    Let's assume I'll work for the minimum of $350. One of OWS's demands was a $20 an hour minimum wage. So are these people telling me they'll give me $350 for 17 and 1/2 hours of work? Not bad pay just for refusing to shower and being a general annoyance to society.

  3. Marshall_Will on October 10th, 2011 12:26 pm

    Unfortunately Not Working Families -for- Self-Disenfranchised Single Gamers/Marriage is a JOKE and forced to compete w/ our Taxpayer Funded Unenjoyment for hearts & 'minds'. ( Which the nice lady on the phone said I didn't have to 'report' )

    How was your weekend? The homemade Kahlua turned out smashing and provided some much needed relief for walking pneumonia. Sadly I'm not getting $650 or $350 a week and have to man my desk just in case a client watching the "grass roots movement" calls to say "Sell everything!".

  4. Hyperfobea on October 10th, 2011 2:25 pm

    The funenjoyment moonbat recipients are on the streets.

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