I don’t think Michelle Malkin owns anything named “Obama,” but I’ll bet she has a pile of rubber dog s*#t she calls “Maher”:

BILL MAHER, HOST: If you just presented the Republicans with Obama’s resume and didn’t say who it was, they would erect statues to this guy. He killed bin Laden, he killed Gaddafi, he saved us from a depression. I mean all, just, just the killing alone, Michelle Malkin would name her vibrator “Obama.

Forget about showing people Obama’s resume, Bill… some folks would just settle for seeing his college transcripts.

I don’t know what’s more patently offensive… a moronic insult of a friend of mine, or the claim that Obama saved us from a depression. Seriously?

What else is on Obama’s resume? Reverend Wright, Bill Ayers, ACORN connections, trillions in added debt, Marxists and Socialists within the administration, Obamacare, record food stamp dependency, green schemes and repeated policy failures — yeah, it sure is difficult to see why Michelle Malkin doesn’t worship Obama!

As for capping despots and terrorists, conservatives don’t really have a problem with that — and Michelle Malkin is no exception. What conservatives can’t understand is that Obama — Nobel Peace Prize winner — can do things that would have had the likes of Bill Maher demanding war crimes tribunals if George W. Bush had done them. But when Obama does those things, the left thinks the right should love him, while the right wonders why the left doesn’t hate him. The confusion is certainly mutual.

Here’s Noel Sheppard’s analysis over at Newsbusters:

The problem for people like Maher is they’re so ideological in their likes and dislikes that they naturally assume their opponents are as well.

Consider that when the topic of Herman Cain came up on “Real Time” Friday night, Maher and all of his liberal guests – MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow, New York Times’ Tom Friedman, Bloomberg’s Joshua Green, and author Touré – savagely attacked the Republican presidential candidate even calling the former ballistics analyst “dumb.”

As MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough and Willie Geist accurately observed Wednesday, these folks would all be swooning over Cain just like they did Obama if he were a Democrat.

Not surprisingly, the hypocrisy was lost on these self-proclaimed deep thinkers.


8 Responses to “Moronic Statement of the Week”

  1. Marshall_Will on October 22nd, 2011 7:11 pm

    Uh…oh…! Someone's ratings just cratered -below- Olby's! Quick.., bust out the escalated profanity! And when you think about it, why would ANY woman need all that when Maher IS the perfect d!ldo?

    Bill must have gotten his Soros Marching Orders. Start delivering or you'll be joining the other has-beens at CurrentTV. But what I find most offensive, aside from the -violence- directed at Conservative Women.., they don't even READ Michelle's columns!

    They never HAVE. Rather than dumbed down sound-bites the LSM is distilling down to pictograph 'journalism', Michelle challenges her readers to Step.The.Hell.Up! or get the hell OUT. Invariably, with all the Progs we're unfortunately forced to associate with, they'll nevah' take the MM Challenge! Read Michelle's articles for a WEEK. If she says *anything* that is untrue… never read her again!

    Still no takers. They'd infinitely prefer to align themselves with hopelessly spun disinformation and Maher's disgusting little mind only proves it.

  2. SignPainterGuy on October 22nd, 2011 7:55 pm

    Very, VERY well said !!

    "Star delivering ………. has-beens at CurrentTv." Masterful !

    I despise Maher, and I`m gonna leave it at that.

  3. Pasadena Phil on October 22nd, 2011 11:52 pm

    Was he using his penis pump when he made these comments?

  4. SignPainterGuy on October 23rd, 2011 1:05 am

    I think we can all rest assured, Maher and his ilk use the little head for what thinking they do !

  5. clu on October 23rd, 2011 2:07 am

    With the rise of Herman Cain the word has come down from the puppet master through Zero to the left water carriers. It’s gloves off, no worries about collateral damage, and scorched earth is perfectly fine as long as we end up ruling over that earth in the end.

    It’s very doubtful that The Secretary Of State of the United States would belittle any one of her countrymen in front of a national leader and then go so far as to try to get him to chime in and try to turn him against Herman Cain whom he’s probably never met, and do this without Zero’s consent, or maybe even at his request. Pathetic!

    And now this from Maher.

    And not a word from FLOTUS giver her campaign against schoolyard bullying. No level is too low for the liberal.

  6. SignPainterGuy on October 23rd, 2011 2:45 am

    Were it not for double standards, the left would have no standards ! Fair for me, but not for thee !

  7. T. Patrick on October 23rd, 2011 4:08 pm

    "Saved us from depression" by handing Solyndra a half billion rivets??

  8. Hyperfobea on October 24th, 2011 9:19 am

    When the language begins to disintegrate like this, what can we expect on the horizon? The news media is fast becoming like an episode of Jerry Springer.

    As for blather-spewers like Maher, all enemies of truth despise truth. Maybe that is why propaganda is so effective among those who don't believe in anything. It originates from liars and is heartily consumed by dupes.

    GK Chesterton said it well, "There is no greater falsehood than a half truth."

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