Count me in, because it just isn’t fair…


(h/t Lachlan Markay)


22 Responses to “The Latest ‘Occupy’ Craze”

  1. clu on October 24th, 2011 1:18 pm


    Hey, am I gonna be left to pay to pick up the left’s mess left there too?

    ‘fraid I can’t speak to that issue but several years ago I did file a claim for Saturn and immediately got a letter from the EPA to clean up the air. I’m currently applying for a loan from the government to that end and green up my planet which I’m not looking forward to because the problem is actually caused by solarness . So… to clean up my planet I’m gonna have to extinguish the Sun.

  2. backwoods on October 24th, 2011 1:25 pm

    There's always some masshole out there trying to hog everything.

  3. Jimbo on October 24th, 2011 1:27 pm

    That's a whole lot of planet for leftists to poop on. I normally frown on state-sponsored anything, but FREE SHUTTLES FOR ALL!

  4. Marshall_Will on October 24th, 2011 1:28 pm

    I think OWS will be very happy there. Fox News transmissions don't reach that far so they can live in their Fox-free environment. Oh, except there's no breathable oxygen there. Bummer.

    Oh well, too late we already booked your one-way flights w/ Sir Richard Branson! Ta-ta!

  5. Hyperfobea on October 24th, 2011 1:35 pm

    Hmm. Did you know Uranus is a gas giant? Could be Obama's home world. And by the time he's done with Earth we'll all be a swirling mass of vapors too.

  6. Marshall_Will on October 24th, 2011 1:51 pm

    Bammie should go! I hear Jimi Hendrix is waiting for him by the liquid gardens, way down by the methane sea!

    Cuzz' ya' know, people talk 'bout him like he's a dog! Stone Free Bammie, Stone Free.

  7. SignPainterGuy on October 24th, 2011 3:01 pm

    Jupiter is a gas giant, meaning, it has no solid surface. IF the occupiers were to attempt an "occupation of Jupiter", they`d very quickly find themselves within the planet. Out of sight and like, totally irrelevant ! Not even a nuisance ! Aaaah, ha ha ha haaaa !

  8. Marshall_Will on October 24th, 2011 3:28 pm

    Thus making it ideal!

    Conservatives talk about "hoping for a good hard freeze" or a long cold winter but most of these guys come under a new category of slacker. Too Lazy To Do Drugs. They'd get high and all if someone else PAID for them and hand delivered but that's such an effort…

    They work themselves into a natural state of highness just thru sleep deprivation brought on by too many all-nighter energy drink binges. With proper attention to couch-induced weight gain and exposure to enough Jackass re-runs they can get 'high' just by being.

    Any amount of drugs would prove to be sheer overload and they know it. Hate to say it but there's ample amounts of Fear of Female Rejection goin' on there too. So this is their response to the world.

  9. clu on October 24th, 2011 3:30 pm

    Too bad it’s not oxygenated gas we could call it Obama and hold a flame up to it.

  10. Pasadena Phil on October 24th, 2011 4:01 pm

    And then there is the problem of the as yet to be discovered "dark matter" accounting for something like 80% of the mass of the universe. I'd bring it up but I don't want to be called a racist.

  11. SignPainterGuy on October 24th, 2011 4:13 pm

    Coincidentally, I watched a doc a few nights ago that explained "black matter". The term isn`t about "color" or some perceived "benevolent" nature of this matter, but rather that it is "unknown" just what it is. A mysterious mystery !

  12. clu on October 24th, 2011 4:38 pm

    Those pesky mysterious mysteries. Those are the worst kind. :)

  13. Marshall_Will on October 24th, 2011 4:41 pm

    Here's Bammie trippin' with Jimi!

    So he paraphrases Hendrix ( without Paul Allen's express permission ) but we bring it up and… raaaaacist!

  14. clu on October 24th, 2011 4:43 pm

    And that would still make Zero a lump of dark matter.

  15. Pasadena Phil on October 24th, 2011 5:02 pm

    Dark matter is a fudge factor in the big bang theory. It is assumed to exist even though there is no physical evidence. They aren't ready to ditch the equation.

    That reminds me, in a universe that we assume is limitless in all directions, why do we assume that everything started with "the big bang"? Maybe there is something else out there that is so far away that there is no way we can ever get to it?

  16. Truesoldier on October 24th, 2011 5:19 pm

    What's ironically funny is that the OWS protesters have collected $500,000 in donations and now different factions within the group are complaining that everyone is not getting their fair share. They even put the money in one of the evil banks they are protesting.

  17. Marshall_Will on October 24th, 2011 5:30 pm

    Funny that dark matter stuff. One fellow I know has a great lay explanation for all of this. When you really think about it, dragging out the timeline helps Progs 'explain' away virtually anything!

    Once those that despise Creation duff the old TL out far enough, everything becomes possible? Would you believe an ape could evolve into a man in a… week? Oh hell no! How about 10,000 years..? 100,000? OK, how much TIME would have to unfold to get a damned Yes out of you!?

    Ok, 6 Billion it is!

  18. Granny55 on October 24th, 2011 6:39 pm

    Bwaaaaaaawaaaawaaaa – too funny!!! What a bunch of idiots!!!

  19. SignPainterGuy on October 24th, 2011 7:38 pm

    Schadenfreude !! Now that the OWSers are experiencing socialism / communism (the top elites take off the top, control the masses, the masses get only crumbs) firsthand, will these ripped-off dummies connect the dots ? I have serious doubts, but the schadenfreude is delicious !

  20. SignPainterGuy on October 24th, 2011 7:43 pm

    The first lunar lander`s feet were designed to settle into 18" of space dust. Imagine Armstrong`s and NASA`s surprise when he made his "One small step …….." historic statement standing in only 1/8" of dust. Did NASA scientists change their minds about the moon being 4.5ish Billion years old ? Nope, they changed their estimation of the amount of space dust that must have been floating around out there !

  21. Hyperfobea on October 25th, 2011 9:24 am

    Science as far back as Lyell and Darwin has been overtaken by a new dogmatism. There seems to be little left insofar as empiricism goes in the realm of science. Unproven theories (some so fantastic as to rival the supernatural) are presented as fact and winked at by *scientists*.

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