I saved this one for after lunch. You can thank me later — either that or curse me for not saving it until after dinner.

We know that Chris Dodd and the late Ted Kennedy were close friends to the point of making sandwiches together, and I’m not referring to lunch in the conventional sense.

To listen to Carrie Fisher’s account of dinner with Kennedy and her date Dodd, Ted might have also been interested in rekindling the deli magic by being the top torpedo roll of the ménage à trois sandwich in hot tub au jus:

“Star Wars” actress Carrie Fisher claims the late Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-Mass.) asked her some pretty frank questions while dining out with the star and former Sen. Chris Dodd (D-Conn.).

According to published excerpts from Fisher’s new book, “Shockaholic,” the entertainer, best known for her role as Princess Leia, was fresh out of her first stint in rehab and on a date with a then single Dodd back in 1985. Kennedy joined the pair at dinner in D.C..

Fisher writes, “Suddenly, Senator Kennedy, seated directly across from me, looked at me with his alert, aristocratic eyes and asked me a most surprising question. ‘So,’ he said, clearly amused, ‘do you think you’ll be having sex with Chris at the end of your date?’”

The celeb adds, “Chris Dodd looked at me with an unusual grin hanging on his very flushed face.”

While Fisher writes that she calmly quipped to Kennedy, “Funnily enough, I won’t be having sex with Chris tonight… No that probably won’t happen…Thanks for asking, though,” the author claims that the rather candid line of questioning didn’t end there.

Fisher continues in her latest tome: “’Would you have sex with Chris in a hot tub?’ Senator Kennedy asked me, perhaps as a way to say good night?”

A tireless advocate for the less fortunate, that Kennedy.

From Fisher’s perspective, was going to dinner with Kennedy and Dodd a wise thing do fresh out of rehab?

By the way, not many people know this, but Carrie Fisher first met Ted Kennedy on the set of Star Wars. Ted was trying out for the part of Chewbacca, but it didn’t go very well and George Lucas had to replace him:



16 Responses to “Did Ted Kennedy Want to Make a Princess Leia Sandwich with Chris Dodd?”

  1. Pasadena Phil on November 10th, 2011 7:11 pm

    This is just one of so many documented cases of such behavior by the swimmer so it is deemed to be acceptable behavior.

    In contrast, coordinated and well-timed flurries of spurious and unsubstantiated claims against a black conservative running for president are always deemed to be true and unacceptable behavior, true or not.

  2. backwoodsconsr on November 10th, 2011 8:11 pm

    I see Ted forgot to shave that morning. Hangovers will do that to you.

  3. Marshall_Will on November 10th, 2011 8:16 pm

    "Fisher continues in her latest tome: “’Would you have sex with Chris in a hot tub?’ "

    No I would NOT ( you silly sot! )

    Not on a plane, not on a train and not in Spain!

    No I would NOT!

    Ewwwww. Snorkel-boy was just gross. For any, ANY decent woman, that should have resulted in a drink in the face and a hasty exit for the door. Sometimes when dealing w/ such SCUM the most impressive thing a gal can do, is walk away.

    Evidently this passes for 'sophistication' amongst elitists. What clever 'conversation'. Dream that up in the Men's room did you two? What ELSE was going on in the men's room?

  4. SignPainterGuy on November 10th, 2011 8:51 pm

    Comparing, um, …… "notes" ?

  5. SignPainterGuy on November 10th, 2011 8:56 pm

    After Cain`s and Romney`s smackdown of Maria Bartilomo (and audience boos) last night, the msm "might" reconsider the efficacy of those flurries. Might !!

  6. SignPainterGuy on November 10th, 2011 9:06 pm

    Since the first time I heard of the Teddy-Chris "sandwich-capades", I`ve thought, "Only in a big city". Here in "Smallville", regardless of wealth or position, someone will adjust your attitude !

    Big time attorneys here get away with decades-long cocaine use, but don`t survive sex abuse allegations !

  7. Marshall_Will on November 10th, 2011 9:13 pm

    The Ultimate Score: Princess L@idya'

    Sounds like something Andrew Dice Clay would say? You know so-and-so? I bonked 'er..!

    Checklist: Let's see? Running up a tab on 'the people's business'. Check! Getting good n' schnockered. Check! Being rude to waitstaff. Making scene. Comparing deviant 'notes' in restroom like 8th graders. Treating women like sex objects. Check!

    For a goof, rent Horrible Bosses. Finally! Some intelligent script writers put crude sexual references in their place! Unprofessional, uncivil, unEDUCATED and…. Booooring. The purveyors are revultingly and rapidly distanced w/ scornful and disgusted reactions. Therein lies the laughs.

  8. SignPainterGuy on November 10th, 2011 9:29 pm

    Yeah, they had it down to a routine alright !

    I saw a preview of HB, thought it looked funny. Haven`t noticed it on PPV, but I ain`t about to pay $15-20 for it. Haven`t been to a rental store in 10 yrs.

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  10. Marshall_Will on November 11th, 2011 12:14 am

    Wow. Stunning revelation! Yepper, huge swaths of adulthood, doused in blow & booze and everyone nods along w/ the open secret? (1)… ONE part time recep't out of 27 and… it's blackballin' time!

    After having thought about it, you accept an invitation to 'dinner' w/ cads of that caliber ( what the hell would any of us expect? )

  11. Marshall_Will on November 11th, 2011 12:18 am

    The Base has their version of Redbox and it was $1. It's uplifting to see things start to come full circle. After two decades + of rude, thoughtless j.o's coming out ahead, Knoxville-to-Obie, who can blame us for doubting things would ever turn?

  12. SignPainterGuy on November 11th, 2011 12:37 am

    If said PT recep`t is married and he catches them, it`s lights out.

    Firing and disbarment comes at dipping pen in client`s inkwell, five-fingering some client`s funds. After prosecution, it`s woodshed time.

    BTW, next county`s DA has been linked to a pile of emails to Mexican drug cartels incl. Los Zetas, Gulf and Senaloas. Can you believe it, he`s denying it all ?! The local ABC-TV affiliate broke the story, but the city paper, biggest in WNC btw, hasn`t seen fit to mention it !?

  13. swede on November 11th, 2011 1:50 am

    Hop in baby. Take the wheel in my Oldsmobile and we'll make a splash.

  14. Hyperfobea on November 11th, 2011 9:46 am

    Whew … good thing she wasn't working for Teddy at the time or … it might have been even more appropriate! From a skewed pinko perspective. But that's history. How dare that manic has-been-actress write so candidly about the lionized dead senator when she should be focusing on the petri dish with Herman Cain in it!

  15. ScottyB on November 11th, 2011 6:21 pm

    Chewie?! I was fully expecting a Jabba the Hutt joke as Teddy was a fat slob who also treated women as objects.

    Leia WAS a slave girl to Jabba. Don't tell me you forgot about the gold bikini already!

  16. SignPainterGuy on November 11th, 2011 9:19 pm

    Priorities ! Gotta have `em !

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