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Some people get off on traditional porn (such as over at the SEC), and others prefer economic snuff films:

A series of emails provided to the House Energy and Commerce Committee from individuals tied to Solyndra offer striking characterizations about running strategy with the White House to secure assistance for the now-bankrupt solar energy firm.

Emails among George Kaiser, head of the George Kaiser Family Foundation; Ken Levit, the executive director of the Foundation; and Steve Mitchell, who manages Argonaut Private Equity and was a member of Solyndra’s board; show that Vice President Joe Biden’s office were very gung-ho.

“They about had an orgasm in Biden’s office when we mentioned Solyndra,” reads a Feb. 27, 2010, email from Levit to Mitchell. A follow-up email from Mitchell to Levit later that day responds with: “That’s awesome! Get us a (Department of Energy) loan.”

Gotta love that system of due diligence:

1) Does it involve an insane amount of taxpayer money?
2) Is it an idea private sector investors won’t touch because it’s not economically feasible?
3) Do donors to “Obama for President” stand to profit greatly?

If the answer to all the above questions is “yes,” the loan is approved!

Comments

11 Responses to “Sheriff Joe Biden’s Solyndra-gasm”

  1. backwoodsconsr on November 11th, 2011 1:36 pm

    No wonder the economy is in such bad shape. The government is being run by economic perverts.

  2. clu on November 11th, 2011 3:03 pm

    “They about had an orgasm in Biden’s office when we mentioned Solyndra,” reads a Feb. 27, 2010, email from Levit to Mitchell.

    With such blatantly worded emails floating around inside the WH, one wonders why there are no “unwanted sexual harassment” complaints dribbling, or leaking, or getting out to the pubic, or public and staining reputations, at least temporarily.

    Gloria Allred should investigate… or at least clean up after.

  3. backwoodsconsr on November 11th, 2011 3:19 pm

    Biden: Stand up, Economy! Oh, what am I thinking? You can't stand up. Obama's standing over you with his foot on your throat. Let's all stand on the economy. God love ya.

  4. Hyperfobea on November 11th, 2011 4:26 pm

    I'm tired of the sticky ejaculations coming out of the White House.

  5. backwoodsconsr on November 11th, 2011 4:35 pm

    Their excitement may have come from thinking they would get some Solyndracal-shaped objects to play with.

  6. Marshall_Will on November 11th, 2011 5:53 pm

    Jess! Jess! You are mucho bad hombre! Jess! Give to me ALL that mucho grande` Soilyndra… jess… coo… coo… !Ai chi carumbah-ah-ah-ah Ay-EEEE! Jess [gasp] jess [gasp] jessssss….

    ( knock-knock)

    Jess? I mean Yes..!?

    You pipteen minutes are UP senor`? You like PAY pipteen es` more..?

    What do you mean, 'pay'?

  7. Marshall_Will on November 11th, 2011 6:06 pm

    Wha'chew mean… You.No.Pay?!?

    Bah chew es` pr0mise me only yob eyes ever had 'easier' than mattress strapped to my back and now you no pay!

    Chew get OUT Yolanda's room pronto and you no come back! O.k?

    But… but… bu I CAN'T just 'leave'? I paid for the room another YEAR! Guess we'll just have to get along til then? How can you be 'angry' with me? There-there. So… now that we've put that trifle behind us and uh..?

    Ay yi yi! No more mucho grande` Soilyndra! No mas. NO MAS!

  8. SignPainterGuy on November 11th, 2011 9:17 pm

    Ha ha haaa ! Psssst, uh, does Mrs. Will know about this ? ;-)

  9. SignPainterGuy on November 12th, 2011 12:51 am

    Perfect !

  10. Michelle Malkin » Nina Totenberg: No Evidence of Anything Political About Solyndra on November 19th, 2011 7:21 pm

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  11. Nina Totenberg: No Evidence of Anything Political About Solyndra | Conservatives for America on November 19th, 2011 7:31 pm

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