President Obama delivered remarks at the 19th annual Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation leader’s summit in Honolulu, Hawaii. Repeat: The summit is in Honolulu, Hawaii.

Either global warming has risen the sea level to such a degree that the Hawaiian Islands have floated far, far to the west, or Obama used an executive order to have the state moved piece by piece as a job creation measure.

“Here in Asia…”


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Now, if Hawaii is in Asia, does that mean Obama’s only visited 56 states?

Usually the White House is right on top of their geography.

As for Obama’s placement of Hawaii, I think the islands are part of the Oceania region between Asia and North America, so it isn’t part of either continent. Somebody please inform TOTUS for future reference.

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12 Responses to “Breaking: President Obama Uses Executive Order to Move Hawaii to Asia”

  1. SignPainterGuy on November 15th, 2011 4:09 pm

    Where`s ILMC to remind us all of "The PERFECTION that is Obama" ?

    While in Hawaii he says, "here in Asia .."; on the campaign trail he said, "I`ve been to 57 states with one more to go.", and just think, Bite Me Biden is even MORE gaffetastic !! "Obama`s favorite 3 letter word – J.O.B.S. !"

    Who was it who said the Panama Canal was in Egypt ? Someone on the left, a Mensa member no doubt !

    I think I just lost 10 IQ points just writing this !

  2. Marshall_Will on November 15th, 2011 5:14 pm

    Well, let the vid run as long as your -stomach- holds out but The Gibberish gets intolerable in short order. "Spreading out the sacrifice"!?!?! Where have we heard that bullcr@p before?

    "Other nations in Europe are dealing with their pension fund problems"

    Really Mr. pResident! Reeeeally? In what manner? By having public disobedience and riot police w/ tear gas on a near daily basis? Can't wait for it. So by calling the 50th State 'Asia' is he playing to the local "Back to Tahiti Movement" crowd or openly admitting he was never a Citizen to begin with?

  3. sizemorew on November 15th, 2011 5:35 pm

    If Hawaii's a part of Asia and Obama was born in Hawaii, does that mean he violates the requirement that the president has to be a natural-born citizen?

    I mean, I'm just saying since the president is always so accurate on his geography…

  4. Marshall_Will on November 15th, 2011 5:48 pm

    sizemorew,

    One of MM's posters noted it must be the monthly 'vig' we have to pay China!

    Look on the bright side, now when we fly our wives there guys can claim, What do you -mean- I've never taken you anywhere? I brought you to ASIA didn't I?

  5. VaGalforPalin on November 15th, 2011 11:22 pm

    Obama is just tired and… oh, look! Sarah Palin is duuuummmbbbb!

  6. inshoreangler on November 16th, 2011 12:27 am

    Ought His Highness Obama know to where he was born? Is it a short state or a long state we are in, while replacing the geological map of the world? …and then we worry about the ones running for office, talk about calling the kettle black, hm?

  7. Doug on November 16th, 2011 12:42 am

    So, this could mean that Barack Obama is a "birther"? Wow!

  8. backwoodsconsr on November 16th, 2011 1:11 am

    Maybe he can tell us whether or not Pluto is a planet. Then again he may tell us it's in the Andromeda Galaxy.

  9. Hyperfobea on November 16th, 2011 9:39 am

    "Now, if Hawaii is in Asia, does that mean Obama’s only visited 56 states?"

    BAHAHAHAHHA … that was a good one, Doug. Sharp as a tack.
    Seriously though, Obama is a new, worldly, and ordered kinda guy, and there are more than 50 states in the world. And think of how often oceans are referred to as puddles.

  10. backwoodsconsr on November 16th, 2011 11:45 am

    And liberals are referred to as pond scum.

  11. Renee on November 18th, 2011 11:05 pm

    There he goes again putting foot in mouth.

  12. inshoreangler on December 31st, 2011 12:38 am

    If he is elected, I would probably be one of the first rounded up and put on a wall. FEMA Camps are being erected as of now but yet nobody knows why? It is scary to dumb founding. We as people need to come back to the basics, open our eyes and slim down the government. NOAA announced just days ago it was a few million over budget from this time last year for next years budget of over 4 billion dollars. If we do not have it, why do we approve such, as floundering fisherman across the country are losing their jobs at sea over catch shares to which the Walton's and EDF to PEW stand to collect from. This madness must stop. It must end now! That is why I am testing the waters to be the next US Senator from Florida to say NO MORE! Read my lips, shut up sit down and redo your homework. That is if we plan to survive in the next decade.

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