Breaking: President Obama Uses Executive Order to Move Hawaii to Asia

President Obama delivered remarks at the 19th annual Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation leader’s summit in Honolulu, Hawaii. Repeat: The summit is in Honolulu, Hawaii.

Either global warming has risen the sea level to such a degree that the Hawaiian Islands have floated far, far to the west, or Obama used an executive order to have the state moved piece by piece as a job creation measure.

“Here in Asia…”


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Now, if Hawaii is in Asia, does that mean Obama’s only visited 56 states?

Usually the White House is right on top of their geography.

As for Obama’s placement of Hawaii, I think the islands are part of the Oceania region between Asia and North America, so it isn’t part of either continent. Somebody please inform TOTUS for future reference.

Author: Doug Powers

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