One of the funnier photo captions I’ve read lately:
It’s true — Obama was gifted with crocodile insurance when he visited Australia.
£30,000 is roughly $47,000 — so that’s 87 pairs of Lanvin sneakers Michelle Obama gets if the president gets consumed by a crocodile.
Sources tell me that it did indeed almost happen when the prez arrived in Australia. A croc lunged for Michelle’s french fries, missed and got the president. Fortunately the crocodile choked on a teleprompter, allowing Obama to escape.
At the RAAF Base in Darwin, Australia, President Obama kicked himself:
‘I have to admit when we reformed health care in America, crocodile insurance is one thing we left out.’
That’s not accurate, Mr. President — the entire Obamacare bill is a croc!