Now that Bin Laden’s dead the DHS has really gotten distracted:
I’m more interested in knowing if somebody’s going to try and blow my ass up at the mall this weekend, but whatever.
DHS linked to the video below. Isn’t assuming that a frozen turkey dunked in hot oil will explode in a ball of fire profiling?
Idea for the DHS: Forget about how we’re cooking Thursday’s dinner… instead, line the border with thousands of pots of boiling oil, and when you sense somebody approaching to jump the border, dump a frozen turkey in each one. Oil fire fence! Oh come on, it’s at least as good as Herman Cain’s idea.
Doug Ross has a good catch-phrase for the DHS turkey safety program: “If you see something, baste something.”
Thanks, J-Nap, but if I want turkey frying safety tips, I’ll get them from William Shatner.
(h/t Washington Examiner)
