Homeland Security Gets Chilling New Weapon in War on Terror

Some 40 miles north of where I sit is stored one of my state’s greatest weapons against those who would seek to do us harm:

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This is Janet Napolitano’s way of looking terrorists straight in the eye and saying, “eat this!

STANTON, Mich. (The Daily News of Greenville)- The United States is fighting terrorism – one snow cone at a time.

Montcalm County recently received a $900 Arctic Blast Sno-Cone machine.

The West Michigan Shoreline Regional Development Commission (WMSRDC) is a federal- and state-designated agency responsible for managing and administrating the homeland security program in Montcalm County and 12 other counties.

The WMSRDC recently purchased and transferred homeland security equipment to these counties – including 13 snow cone machines at a total cost of $11,700.

Just what we need to spend taxpayer money on in Michigan in December: machines that make snow.

Is it safe to assume where the purchase order came from?

Author: Doug Powers

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