American Airlines’ version of Alec Baldwin joining the mile-low club confirms what has over the years become apparent to even casual observers — he’s a dick:
The customer then stood up “with the seat belt light still on for departure” and took his phone into the plane’s lavatory, the company continued.
“He slammed the lavatory door so hard, the cockpit crew heard it and became alarmed, even with the cockpit door closed and locked,” the airline’s post said.
The passenger was extremely rude to the crew, calling them inappropriate names and using offensive language,” it continued. “Given the facts above, the passenger was removed from the flight and denied boarding.”
But Baldwin’s publicist basically said “everybody else was using their wireless devices too”:
That pretty much confirms my “Baldwin was profiled” satire. Life imitates snark once again.