My own theory why Democrats have more trouble orgasming is that the solar panel arrays on their vibrators can make the experience rather cumbersome:
Republicans are more likely to have better sex than Democrats, according to a new, 5,000-subject survey released by Binghamton University and Match.com on Friday.
More than half – 53% – of those identifying themselves as single, conservative Republicans said they reached orgasm almost every time they have sex. That’s compared to just 40% of liberal Democrats.
That said, the survey also found that Democrats have sex more frequently — possibly due to screwing taxpayers with greater efficiency.
Note: The “Republicans orgasm more than Democrats” poll has a margin of error of plus or minus Bill Clinton.