Obama Tests New Weaponry for US Military Use After Pentagon Budget Cuts Take Effect

The Obama administration has called on the Pentagon to find $259 billion in cuts over the next five years.

With that kind of financial hit, some of our weapons systems will be affected and need to be adjusted accordingly. Today, President Obama tested something that could be standard issue for our warriors in the field in this era of military austerity: The Marshmallow Cannon:


This is why Obama played the role of assignment editor today to get the word out. He wants China, North Korea and Iran to know that they are now officially on notice (from the looks of Kim Jong Un though, he’d probably beg to have marshmallows shot at him):