Santorum Backer Apologizes for Offending Suddenly Puritanical Liberals With ‘Aspirin Between Knees’ Comment

As you know, the left abhors perversion and doesn’t like to talk about sex. They get very offended if something sexually inappropriate is said or done. I mean, the left is so puritanical and sexually-repressed that they might as well be nuns. That’s why so many of them were wildly put off by what Rick Santorum donor Foster Friess said recently — so much so that the Friess had to apologize for offending the same people who lionize a former president who used an intern’s coochie as a cigar humidor.

From CBS News:

Foster Friess, a major donor to the super PAC backing Rick Santorum, has apologized for a joke about contraception that prompted outrage from women’s groups.

“Back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives,” Friess said on MSNBC on Thursday, adding: “The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn’t that costly.”

The implication was that women held the aspirin between their legs, which left them unable to open them.

There are reports that one liberal feminist was so offended by Friess’ sexually-explicit comments that she spilled latte on her Robert Mapplethorpe collection.

Keep your insensitive celibacy comments to yourself, Mr. Friess — your filth is not welcome at the abortion clinic.