As you know, the left abhors perversion and doesn’t like to talk about sex. They get very offended if something sexually inappropriate is said or done. I mean, the left is so puritanical and sexually-repressed that they might as well be nuns. That’s why so many of them were wildly put off by what Rick Santorum donor Foster Friess said recently — so much so that the Friess had to apologize for offending the same people who lionize a former president who used an intern’s coochie as a cigar humidor.

From CBS News:

Foster Friess, a major donor to the super PAC backing Rick Santorum, has apologized for a joke about contraception that prompted outrage from women’s groups.

“Back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives,” Friess said on MSNBC on Thursday, adding: “The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn’t that costly.”

The implication was that women held the aspirin between their legs, which left them unable to open them.

There are reports that one liberal feminist was so offended by Friess’ sexually-explicit comments that she spilled latte on her Robert Mapplethorpe collection.

Keep your insensitive celibacy comments to yourself, Mr. Friess — your filth is not welcome at the abortion clinic.

Comments

19 Responses to “Santorum Backer Apologizes for Offending Suddenly Puritanical Liberals With ‘Aspirin Between Knees’ Comment”

  1. Truesoldier__ on February 18th, 2012 3:01 pm

    How dare he say such things about women. Doesn't he know that what he is saying is so insensitive. I mean, in today's world it is all about doing whatever feels good without any thought of the consequences of ones actions. What he suggested is cruel as it takes away a womans right to feel good with whomever and however she likes…../sarc

  2. SignPainterGuy on February 18th, 2012 3:12 pm

    This takes the faux outrage cake ! The left insists our kinnygartners learn about sex aids and homosex, but go all dead spider over an aspirin induced sexual incounterus interruptus ?! Get real !

    DANG IT, Doug ! A little warning next time, PLEASE ! As they say, what has been seen cannot be un-seen ! Brain and eye bleach can`t remove that Robert Mapplethorpe photo ! Gee whiz !

  3. Pasadena Phil on February 18th, 2012 3:17 pm

    He should have said "Keep a lesbian's head between your knees". He would have been praised for his tolerance and enlightenment. These socialist zombies aren't like us. They come from a different planet where babies come from test tubes.

  4. Joe Redfield on February 18th, 2012 3:27 pm

    What offends me is that Friess apologized; it's high time conservatives stop apologizing to Progressive power freaks whenever we say something they don't like(which is every time we open our mouths).

  5. SignPainterGuy on February 18th, 2012 4:03 pm

    ABSOLUTELY ! Our reps are just too dadburn nice !

    "Weepy Bonehead" Boehner comes to mind; negotiating from a position of strength right up to the point he has the dems on the ropes and suddenly out of the blue, he compromises ! His brand of compromise is so often giving in and giving away ALL advantage he had ! Now, he`s working with Oblamer and Holder`s Dept of In-Justice to halt the Fast and Furious investigation !

    I wanna scream !

  6. OK_Loyalist on February 18th, 2012 4:12 pm

    Santorum ripped into Charlie Rose over this.
    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/furious-rick-santorum-

  7. Truesoldier__ on February 18th, 2012 4:17 pm

    Instead of apologizing to the liberals that were "offended" come out and tell them that you are offended by them being offended. That ought to make their heads spin.

  8. Misscheryl on February 18th, 2012 5:11 pm

    Why does our side constantly cave? I'm tired of being held hostage by the left. Is anybody else? There is nothing wrong with what he said, certainly not when you compare it to the barnyard behavior of the "modern woman." Now, someone just try and make me apologize.

  9. Marshall_Will on February 18th, 2012 6:01 pm

    Eye Bleach..! ASAP!

    Thankfully it wasn't a close up.

  10. Marshall_Will on February 18th, 2012 6:08 pm

    It's not that I don't agree, and after comments of an -infinitely- more EXPLICIT nature from sleaze purveyors like Maher et al, this defines nothingburger. Still, ( Rick's campaign is suddenly for real! ) Be a shame to see it derailed over a perceived 'inappropriate' comment.

    We can always UN-apologize after we've retaken the White House and ousted the ever-so-proper pResident and His minions. Oh.., you remember that aspirin comment..? SHOVE IT… bwahahahaha! The He can spend the rest of his life "looking for who's @$$ to kick"?

  11. Misscheryl on February 18th, 2012 6:37 pm

    We need to take the senate, house and WH to be able to thumb our noses and say "don't like it? Oh well! We WON!" Please, please, please let it happen.

  12. SignPainterGuy on February 18th, 2012 8:01 pm

    After that, even my coffee tastes bad !

  13. SignPainterGuy on February 18th, 2012 8:02 pm

    Works for me !

  14. SignPainterGuy on February 18th, 2012 8:05 pm

    I read somewhere the other day, we only need to take four seats to have a majority in the senate; is that true ? If so, that sounds very doable and a very welcome encouraging sign !

  15. Truesoldier__ on February 19th, 2012 3:30 pm

    4 seats would give us a mjority of GOP members elected to the Senate, but I figure we need at least 6-8 seats to counter the Maine Twins, Lindsey Graham and McAmnesty. Of course without winning 14 of the 22 Dem seats and holding onto all the seats we have to gain a super majority I have a feeling we will see fillibuster city from the Dems on anything and everything they can fillibuster (and they wont cave like McConnel does).

  16. SignPainterGuy on February 19th, 2012 5:09 pm

    No argument there ! We also need to take the super-majority in the House and get rid of the Surrenderer, Weepy Bonehead Boehner !

  17. Jimbo on February 19th, 2012 9:22 pm

    Doug, this is why you are AWESOME.

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