Obama: “People faint all the time at my meetings.”

This is from just a little while ago at a speech in North Carolina… The Deliverer still has the magic:


I’ve noticed that the number of fainters at Obama speeches has increased in number lately. There was another one just last week. As election season heats up, we’ll see many more. Is “designated fainter” at Obama speeches a union gig or does the campaign use scab labor?

I smell the formation of a new Super-PAC: “Syncopers for Obama.”

In 2008 they were fainting because they were overcome by The One’s awesomeness. In 2012 they’re fainting because they’ve been standing in the unemployment line too long.


12 Responses to “Yet Another Fainter Hits the Deck at an Obama Speech”

  1. Granny55 on March 7th, 2012 7:40 pm

    Hope Ozero faints when all of the video that Brietbart has comes out.

  2. Marshall_Will on March 7th, 2012 8:20 pm

    Yeah, this is just like when the Beatles arrived in America. Only this guy has no talent. Seriously, how desperate could one be to regain 'momentum'?

    Now.., if I were an SEIU/PEU/Unending Entitlement Recipient I might be fainting but uh… for the rest of us the only way that would happen is from the choke hold of a secret service agent.

  3. Jimbo on March 7th, 2012 8:25 pm

    Just stop farting and they'll stop fainting.

  4. backwoodsconsr on March 7th, 2012 8:38 pm

    They're fainting because Meanchelle won't let them eat real food.

  5. Marshall_Will on March 7th, 2012 8:56 pm

    A steady diet of tree bark & grass clippings tend to do that. This is so laughable, their quandary is;

    How to 1) paint Obie as an 'underdog'? Sure, he's got all the backing Napoleon and Genghis Kahn could only have dreamed of but.., winning a second term against the vaunted "GOP Machine" ( the same one that can't find their @$$ in a phone booth? ) is going to be uphill!

    2) Distance their Choosen Wun from an abysmal track record! Good luck w/ that. Yet the most difficult is going to be 3) Finding a way to portray virtually anyone ELSE as an even dumber choice!

  6. backwoodsconsr on March 7th, 2012 9:41 pm

    It's the arugula.

  7. SignPainterGuy on March 7th, 2012 9:41 pm

    Great visual !

  8. SignPainterGuy on March 7th, 2012 9:47 pm

    Yep, I`d call that "up hill" !!

  9. Pasadena Phil on March 7th, 2012 10:26 pm

    Nobody fainted. That new teleprompter picks up all kinds of signals from taxis driving by. Clueless Obama just reads whatever is on the screen. You can see his confusion as he realizes he just made a fool of himself.

  10. Marshall_Will on March 7th, 2012 11:36 pm

    "Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse – Catastrophes and Human Behavior."

    Now there's a course that could've come in handy! I… can't think of any other way to describe the experience of the last 3+ years?

  11. Dexter_Alarius on March 8th, 2012 11:39 am

    "I’ve noticed that the number of fainters at Obama speeches has increased in number lately. "

    That's because the United Obama Fainters & Swooners Local 137 has had a surge in recruitment at OWS sites.

  12. Matthew W on March 9th, 2012 12:34 pm

    My personal story:

    During the 5 minutes between the time when NObama was elected Jr. Senator from Illinois and his proclamation of audacity of running for POTUS, he had a lot of drive by “meet and greets” and at one of them, I was there to provide extra security.

    He was late by about 30 minutes, and there were about 30 people there waiting for him. Literally as soon as he walked through the door a 70ish black lady began to cry, No, it was more like weeping and other black ladies there began to gasp and swoon.

    I recognized it as a cult of personality right then.

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