‘Sex Strike’: The Great American Fluke-Out

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With inspiration from Leymah Gbowee, who is sort of the Jimma Hoffa of sexual collective bargaining around the world, a few feminist types are planning a “sex strike” because Sandra Fluke can’t afford $9 a month for contraceptives, or something like that:

In light of the recent war on women, we are calling for a nationwide sex strike from April 28th to May 5th. All women should withhold from having sex with their partners.

This will help people understand that contraception is for women and men, because men enjoy the benefit of women making their own choices about when and if they want to get pregnant.

Once congress and insurance agencies agree to cover contraception, we will then resume having sex. Until then men will have to be content with their left hand.

I’m guessing women this touchy either don’t have boyfriends or husbands anyway — or if they do, the poor guys are already working their left hands harder than Señor Wences on the Ed Sullivan Show.

My wife’s a politically conservative non-feminist, so I **don’t have a dog in this hunt.

**This a common colloquialism and should in no way be taken as a comment on the cruel and hateful stereotype concerning the physical appearance of feminists

Look at that picture above. Remember when the Santorum supporter Foster Friess took all kinds of heat for his “hold an aspirin between your knees” comment about old-school birth control? It looks like they’re taking his advice — I think the femlibs owe Friess an apology for their over-reaction to his original comment.

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