Mar

12

‘Sex Strike’: The Great American Fluke-Out

Filed Under Abortion, Moonbats, Politics | 18 Comments

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With inspiration from Leymah Gbowee, who is sort of the Jimma Hoffa of sexual collective bargaining around the world, a few feminist types are planning a “sex strike” because Sandra Fluke can’t afford $9 a month for contraceptives, or something like that:

In light of the recent war on women, we are calling for a nationwide sex strike from April 28th to May 5th. All women should withhold from having sex with their partners.

This will help people understand that contraception is for women and men, because men enjoy the benefit of women making their own choices about when and if they want to get pregnant.

Once congress and insurance agencies agree to cover contraception, we will then resume having sex. Until then men will have to be content with their left hand.

I’m guessing women this touchy either don’t have boyfriends or husbands anyway — or if they do, the poor guys are already working their left hands harder than Señor Wences on the Ed Sullivan Show.

My wife’s a politically conservative non-feminist, so I **don’t have a dog in this hunt.

**This a common colloquialism and should in no way be taken as a comment on the cruel and hateful stereotype concerning the physical appearance of feminists

Look at that picture above. Remember when the Santorum supporter Foster Friess took all kinds of heat for his “hold an aspirin between your knees” comment about old-school birth control? It looks like they’re taking his advice — I think the femlibs owe Friess an apology for their over-reaction to his original comment.

Comments

18 Responses to “‘Sex Strike’: The Great American Fluke-Out”

  1. clu seatoe on March 12th, 2012 1:06 pm

    As with everything else, abstinence has been conscripted into the liberal’s arsenal as a weapon that can only be fired in the battles they authorize!

    With all due respect, and America’s Kenyan president notwithstanding, this is not Africa and the hatred you acquired there is not welcome here, seestah.

  2. Dexter_Alarius on March 12th, 2012 1:10 pm

    "Once congress and insurance agencies agree to cover contraception, we will then resume having sex."

    Geez, if you want someone else to pay for your promiscuity, why not have your Johns– I mean DATES– pitch in? I'm pretty sure most college guys would be willing to pony up enough for a month's supply of the pill ($9) for a good fluking.

  3. swede on March 12th, 2012 1:24 pm

    This is great. Liberals will cease procreation leaving a conservative society. Thanks.

  4. Dexter_Alarius on March 12th, 2012 1:46 pm

    "…we are calling for a nationwide sex strike from April 28th to May 5th."

    September headline:
    "First Trimester Abortions Down Substantially July and August"

  5. Jimbo on March 12th, 2012 2:33 pm

    I don't think I've ever seen a picture of a feminist keeping her legs together.

  6. SignPainterGuy on March 12th, 2012 3:09 pm

    Planned Parenthood hardest hit; asking Obama for additional funding !

  7. Dale on March 12th, 2012 3:20 pm

    To paraphrase George Carlin, Have you ever noticed the ones who are big on feminism are the ones you wouldn't want to &8$# in the first place.

  8. JetHeadJoe on March 12th, 2012 3:35 pm

    Oh suuuuuure…if Ms. Fluke (and those of her ilk) think that *they* can go without until they get their way, that's fine. Make sure you stock up on batteries for your pocket rockets, ladies. Although given their *ahem* needs, I think the 15 minutes of abstinence they practice will be the worst 15 minutes of their lives.

  9. Pasadena Phil on March 12th, 2012 4:20 pm

    Makes the argument for renting instead of owning.

  10. Truesoldier__ on March 12th, 2012 5:47 pm

    How much you want to bet these feminists girlfriends are going to be pissed at this!

  11. Pasadena Phil on March 12th, 2012 6:48 pm

    "&8$#"

    It's okay to say "boink" here.

  12. Marshall_Will on March 12th, 2012 8:00 pm

    JetHeadJoe,

    Yeah, that elevator ride to the parking lot and quick jaunt over to the local meet market after work until Mr. Right [NOW] shows up thru the door must be pure HELL.

    Worked downtown brokerage firms for many years. Getting lots of these gals to show up the following day after St. Patty's, Civil War football game and Can't Wait For Friday two-fer nights was always uphill.

    Late = Lucky

  13. Marshall_Will on March 12th, 2012 8:03 pm

    Not in 'this' particular case. Any gal that falls for this fabricated "war on women" isn't likely to place a value on something as old-fashioned and restrictive as a marriage anyway.

    But I know what you mean ( hookers gotta' work TOO )

  14. Granny55 on March 12th, 2012 8:26 pm

    These gals are as fraudulant as the cause for the sex out. Do you really think these skanks are going to give up sex for a week? They are just giving lip service – er – well according to Slick Willy – that isn't sex.

  15. Dale on March 12th, 2012 9:47 pm

    Just trying to keep it G-rated.

  16. Yazsters on March 13th, 2012 9:47 am

    I get the opinion that some will not be happy until priests are handing out condoms and birth control pills welcoming parishioners to Sunday service.

  17. ChapBix on April 14th, 2012 1:23 pm

    I wonder how long that will last?

  18. ChapBix on April 14th, 2012 1:28 pm

    When the biological clock is ticking and the hormones are raging, how long will they hold out?

    And what do insurance agencies have to do with this, anyway? The just sell the product, not manufacture or regulate it.

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