If Michael Moore Were President

Michael Moore, noted member of the **99 percent, took to Twitter to say what will happen when he is elected president. Hard to believe “free pizza will be a human right” didn’t make the cut.

I’m confused though, because after all those campaign promises, Moore went on to prevent himself from ever qualifying for office:

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Moore also pledged to let any and all Occupiers crash at his Torch Lake vacation mansion when he’s president. Wait, no he didn’t — nevermind.

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Author: Doug Powers

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