Comedian Stimulus: Biden in 2016?

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Maybe this is why Biden’s been talking about lubrication lately — because he plans to keep screwing the economy until at least 2020:

For the past couple of years, Vice President Joe Biden has quietly assembled an A-team of advisers who would, without doubt, be considered the nucleus of a presidential campaign — if only he wouldn’t be 73 in 2016.

Biden’s age would snuff the last embers of a presidential ambition that led him to a pair of crushing defeats in 1988 and 2008, or so many in Barack Obama’s camp thought when they first tapped him. But the old fire crackles yet. And Biden, spurred in part by those rumors about being replaced on the ticket by Hillary Clinton (who turns 69 in ’16), is campaigning with a young man’s tenacity in 2012 — with an eye toward keeping all of his options open.

Biden has gone on a recent staffing spree — culminating with the hire of Clinton-era operative Steve Ricchetti — that has many Democrats, and even some on Obama’s own team, wondering if the preternaturally spry and congenitally upbeat vice president just might confound conventional wisdom.

Let’s help him out with some slogans:

–Biden 2016: At least he’s not Obama

–Biden 2016: A simple 3-letter word: Jobs

–Biden 2016: Chuck will finally stand up!

–Biden 2016: He’ll get America out from under the mountain of debt he just helped create

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