‘Joyous Easter’ Open Thread

“Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there.” – Clarence W. Hall
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Happy Easter to everybody!

Today I’ll be spending time with family, and hopefully you all get a chance to do the same. Later today we’ll come back here to the family compound and try to locate that one egg that the kids still can’t find. The “Easter Bunny” can’t recall where he hid it either because the “Easter Bunny” was up a little too late last night.

In other news this weekend…

–Mike Wallace dies at 93. Almost everybody remembers Wallace from 60 Minutes, but not a lot of people know that in the 1950’s he was a game show host.

–Jesse Jackson marks Easter by claiming Jesus was an occupier.

–The White House is trying to figure out how to commemorate the one year anniversary of Obama’s “gutsy call.”

–Dissecting an enormous ant colony.

–Saturday Night Live mocks Romney as a panderer. It was funny because as SNL was preparing that skit, Obama was shamelessly sucking up to a group of women.

–Bill Gates funds machine that turns toilet waste into drinkable water. Who wants to test it first?

–NBC has purportedly fired the producer (aka “fall guy”) who edited George Zimmerman’s 911 call to make him sound racist. Oh, and they said it was an “honest mistake.” Uh huh…

–Mike Huckabee launches a radio talk show on 200 stations tomorrow. He’ll go head-to-head against Rush Limbaugh — probably not for long though.