How Many Times Did Jose Canseco Get Hit in the Head?

That ball off the bat of Carlos Martínez in 1993 that hit Jose Canseco on the head must have really knocked some shit loose:

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Canseco spent the day yesterday doubling and tripling down on that.

And if the science in the above Tweet was just a little above your intellectual pay grade, he made sure to break it down for the morons:

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Thanks Jose, I think we’ve got it now.

Actually in that case the Titanic would have run into a bunch of polar bears treading water.

Author: Doug Powers

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