Help Make Michelle Obama’s Fantasy Come True

I was somewhat surprised to learn that FLOTUS and I pretty much share the same fantasy:

“It is hard to sneak around and do what you want,” Michelle Obama said today. “I have done it a couple of times. But you know one fantasy I have, and the Secret Service they keep looking at me because they think I might actually do it, is to walk right out the front door and just keep walking.”

She then said, “Wait, did I say walk? I meant ‘fly back to Spain and torch another half million worth of taxpayer cash.'” Just kidding… I think…

In November I look forward to trying to help her fulfill her dream of leaving the White House for good and spending retirement at Target or wherever.

For the first time in my adult life, I’m proud of Michelle Obama:

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