There’s a reason anybody who might have tried to track down Barack Obama’s “New York girlfriend” he wrote about in Dreams From My Father might have had trouble doing so: She didn’t exist. And at the same time, she did exist. I mean they exist. Something like that:

One of the more mysterious characters from President Obama’s 1995 autobiography Dreams From My Father is the so-called ‘New York girlfriend.’ Obama never referred to her by name, or even by psuedonym, but he describes her appearance, her voice, and her mannerisms in specific detail.

But Obama has now told biographer David Maraniss that the ‘New York girlfriend’ was actually a composite character, based off of multiple girlfriends he had both in New York City and in Chicago.

“During an interview in the Oval Office, Obama acknowledged that, while Genevieve was his New York girlfriend, the description in his memoir was a “compression” of girlfriends, including one who followed Genevieve [Cook] when he lived in Chicago,” Maraniss writes in his new biography, an excerpt of which was published online today by Vanity Fair.

Though Dreams From My Father is an autobiography, and hence non-fiction, Obama makes no mention of this “compression,” nor is their any note by the publisher, Broadway Books. In fact, Obama only acknowledged the “compression” after Maraniss learned that Cook had no recollection of some of the events at which Obama said she was present.

Next we’ll find out that the “father” he got his dreams from wasn’t really his dad… just a composite of guys he knew growing up.

Maybe this admission is Obama’s way of telling us he didn’t really eat a dog.

Coincidentally, Maraniss’ book contains “love letters” purported to be from Obama’s college days. How much dope do you have to smoke to pen something like this:

The first love affair detailed in the book is with Alex McNear, who was at the time an Occidental University student and literary magazine editor. The letters between McNear and Obama centered around philosophy and literature.

“Remember how I said there’s a certain kind of conservatism which I respect more than bourgeois liberalism — [T.S.] Eliot is of this type,” Obama wrote in one letter to McNear. “Of course, the dichotomy he maintains is reactionary, but it’s due to a deep fatalism, not ignorance. And this fatalism is born out of the relation between fertility and death, which I touched on in my last letter — life feeds on itself. A fatalism I share with the western tradition at times. You seem surprised at Eliot’s irreconcilable ambivalence; don’t you share this ambivalence yourself, Alex?”

Bill Ayers must have been really stoned when he wrote that.

If Maraniss is so good at digging up old papers maybe he could find Obama’s college transcripts and claim the $10,000 reward.


18 Responses to “Obama Admits His Book, While True, Wasn’t True True”

  1. Dexter_Alarius on May 2nd, 2012 3:47 pm

    "Remember how I said there’s a certain kind of conservatism which I respect more than bourgeois liberalism.."

    Respect for conservatism?! Now we KNOW he didn't write that book!

  2. Patriot on May 2nd, 2012 3:53 pm

    There's a reason that Ayers, Jarret, et al have been so happy lately. They're having a ball with all this deception, lies and destruction. Lifelong dreams being fullfilled.

  3. clu seatoe on May 2nd, 2012 5:20 pm

    Everyone knows that in all things truth is such a foreign concept to this phallic, so why is anyone surprised?

    The left will also feign surprise when it is finally shown and determined that the inbred Kenyan Tsetse fly is not even a US citizen let alone bred and gene-spliced together and then morphed out of a petri-dish in America.

  4. jeffythequick on May 2nd, 2012 5:40 pm

    The woman was a conglomeration of:

    Michelle Obama
    Nurse Ratchet
    Chris Matthews
    Leonid Brezhnev
    Martha Stewart
    Bernadine Dohrn
    Ann Coulter
    Theresa Heinz
    Lucy (from Peanuts)

    He dated them all, and rolled them all into one person, just like he put in his book.

  5. The Idiocracy on May 2nd, 2012 6:34 pm

    OMG, our rock star prezzy is like, super intelligent and stuff! I mean, umm.. umm..

    Wait.. you're trying to say glorious Dear Leader didn't really write this stuff?? <sniffle> RACIST!!

  6. ChapBix on May 2nd, 2012 7:21 pm

    "Maybe this admission is Obama’s way of telling us he didn’t really eat a dog."

    Or, use drugs.

  7. jeffythequick on May 2nd, 2012 7:29 pm

    or hang out with Marxists…

    wait, doesn't he appoint them now?

  8. SignPainterGuy on May 2nd, 2012 9:11 pm

    In `08 when the lib talking heads were laughing nervously at each other, admitting they didn`t have a clue who BHO was or what he was about, BHO told us all, "If you want to know who I am and what I`m about, look at who I surround myself with !" Of all the people we are sure he surrounded himself with, there were marxists, socialists, avowed communists, radicals / terrorists and muslims !

  9. Dandapani on May 2nd, 2012 11:07 pm

    Fake but accurate?

  10. SignPainterGuy on May 2nd, 2012 11:08 pm

    Is "wasn`t 'true' true" somewhat like Whoopie`s "not RAPE rape" ?

    pRes. Downgrade is such a liar, such a fabricator ! He claimed to have written the book, but we have good reason to believe Bill Ayers wrote it. He congommulated a chick he dated only to admit she is a fabrication. He only tells the truth when he thinks he`s speaking in code that we won`t pick up on !

  11. Marshall_Will on May 2nd, 2012 11:15 pm


    When you've knocked out as much strange as Bill Wyman, then you've earned the right to create 'composite' women stories. Sort them by cup size ( jock for the ladies ) for all I care?

    This schlub was lucky to score period. Then in retrospect to up and LIE about it..? Barry, this will play out the same way with your former supporters. They not 'vote' for Romney but when it comes to voting for 'you' ( their memories will get fuzzy all of a sudden? )

  12. jeffythequick on May 3rd, 2012 12:13 am

    You know, he has to read it to know what's in it!

  13. jeffythequick on May 3rd, 2012 12:21 am

    Maybe this is what he was thinking…

    They never turn you down!

  14. SignPainterGuy on May 3rd, 2012 2:24 am

    Fascinating; now I`m wondering if BHO actually ever did read it !? He doesn`t seem to be all up on what`s in it !

  15. A.Men on May 3rd, 2012 8:44 am


  16. jeffythequick on May 3rd, 2012 11:10 am

    "Maybe this admission is Obama’s way of telling us he didn’t really eat a dog."

    It was a compression of dogs…

    Malamute, beagle, Labrador, Jack Russel (wait, that was one of the girlfriends… never mind…), Dachshund, Greyhound (fast food), German Shepard… etc.

    Isn't that the Shih Tzu?

  17. Obama bin Biden on May 3rd, 2012 5:27 pm

    Obama was dating Jerry Wright's choir master, Donald Young, who died under mysterious circumstances ala Breitbart when BO was launching his political career.

  18. SignPainterGuy on May 3rd, 2012 10:07 pm

    It will be a long several weeks till the toxicology test results get back on Breitbart !

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