Obama milked L.A. and George Clooney for all it was worth, so it’s on to New York… again. But this time with a different celebrity idiot.

This just landed in my email box:

It’s my honor to invite you to take part in an event I’m hosting at my home with the President and First Lady on June 14th.

If you can make a donation of any amount today, you’ll be automatically entered to win two tickets to New York to join us.

Just before Election Day in 2008, I went to an Obama campaign office in New York and called some undecided voters.

I believed then, as I do now, that if we all chipped in and did our part, we would not only make history, but create meaningful change that so many Americans needed.

For me, this election is even more important than 2008.

As a woman, a mother, and an entrepreneur, I need to believe our country can be a place where everyone has a fair shot at success.

This November’s election will determine whether we get to keep moving forward, or if we’re forced to go back to policies that ask people like my middle-class family in Ohio to carry the burden — while people like me, who don’t need tax breaks, get extra help.

I’m hosting this event on June 14th because there is so much at stake this year, and I want to keep doing what I can.

I hope you’ll help me welcome President Obama and the First Lady to New York.

It should be fabulous.

Donate $3 or whatever you can to be automatically entered to win:

Hope to see you there,

Sarah Jessica

“Forced to go back to policies that ask people like my middle-class family in Ohio to carry the burden”? Heaven forbid their super-rich glitterati relative feel compelled to send them a few dollars. It’s so much easier just to force strangers to pay up.

Ever notice that these vacuous celebs who think everybody deserves a fair shot at success always say they have more than enough money but never retire to make room for other aspiring actors? If it is in fact a “zero sum game” as they usually indicate, the best thing they could do to help others would be to go away!

Somewhat related: Here’s Sarah Jessica Parker without makeup. ARGH!


18 Responses to “Tax in the City: Sarah Jessica Parker Next Celebrity Stooge in Line to Host Obama Fundraiser”

  1. SignPainterGuy on May 18th, 2012 4:42 pm

    Good grief, another Hollyweirdiot hosting a fundraiser. You have to donate for a chance to win a chance to be with SJP and the First Odd Couple where you can donate some serious coin ! No thanks !

    Curiosity got the best of me and I clicked Doug`s "Sans Makeup" link. Gag me ! How old is that rocker ? 35 ?

  2. Marshall_Will on May 18th, 2012 5:01 pm

    Who's to say she's all that 'enthused' about getting YANKED into this?

    No doubt she shares Bammie's version of "a fair shot at success" as being, dumbed down public ed. sys., wheel-spinning college 'career', culminating in a State job, assuring party loyalty to the grave.

    I've had friends get in WAY over their head. A divorce wholly of their own making, drinking/drugs, questionable dealings. So now they're desperately trying to leverage YOUR social circle to uh… basically replace the one they just burned all bridges with!

    You're thinking.., God, not NOW? This person is toxic and everyone knows it. He'll burn bridges with 50 of MY friends in the hopes of stealing (5) Why am I doing this again..?

  3. jeffythequick on May 18th, 2012 5:17 pm

    Nice! Reason 3,423,768 not to watch that show/movies…

    1. I'm a guy.
    2. The intellectual depth of a petri dish, and 1,000 times nastier
    3. I'm not 14, and just learning about women that aren't my mom.
    4. There are much better looking women doing much more realistic things on those naughty sites with trapezes, whipped cream, and dwarves.

    3,423,767: I might meet one of them and have something to talk about with them.
    3,423,768: They act like Whorbamas.

  4. Marshall_Will on May 18th, 2012 5:34 pm

    "3. I'm not 14, and just learning about women that aren't my mom."

    Lol, kind like my buddy's impression of the tech geeks that work in our squadron's electronic shop: "You've seen a woman NAKED before..?" Hopeless, just… hopeless.

    Bammie's GOT to be feeling the old patented Nerd Blowoff (TM) bigtime. But… but… bu… things were so eeeeasy in '08? Now I've got to kiss up to them like I'm a total stranger! Yeah, well, there's a *reason* for that.

  5. jeffythequick on May 18th, 2012 5:51 pm

    I had some better ones, but #4 was as good as I'd make 'em.

  6. clu seatoe on May 18th, 2012 7:21 pm

    “I need to believe our country can be a place where everyone has a fair shot at success.”

    Me too, or is it, I too, or is it, I as well do.

    Anyways, due to “Affirmative Action” and the fact that as long as anyone alive today can remember the federal government has had the monopoly on public education, one would think that the Euro-Americans would be the disadvantaged ones.

    Given the fact that the cards have been stacked in favor of the Afro-Americans and now the illegal-o in-country squatters and usurpers the Euro-Americans should be far behind the pack. Even the Asian-Americans made full use of the card-stacks when they came to America in the 1970’s and ‘80’s. In my lifetime, given that the federal government has been the dealer, the cards have always favored non-Euro’s for a more than “fair shot at success.”

    The problem seem to be that the non-Euro’s on whom the shoe fits would rather sit and do nothing but complain that college degrees and business franchises aren’t part of the welfare system, while they continue to suck at the tits of entitlements on the federal government’s butt.

  7. jeffythequick on May 18th, 2012 7:38 pm

    "while they continue to suck at the tits of entitlements on the federal government’s butt. "

    I agree, but you might want to work on that anatomy…

    (sorry, it's Friday afternoon, and that vision hit me in a weird way…)

  8. clu seatoe on May 18th, 2012 7:53 pm

    You’re one of Zero’s favorites. You let yourself get distracted.

  9. jeffythequick on May 18th, 2012 8:25 pm

    Yeah… a squirrel ran by…

  10. SignPainterGuy on May 18th, 2012 8:43 pm

    Hmmmm, distractions of a sexual analogy persuasion. Do I have a tale to tell in that category !

  11. SignPainterGuy on May 18th, 2012 8:55 pm

    Obviously, she "thinks" she`s gonna get some Clooney-easue face-, photo-op time w/ the Bamsters and then be remembered and appreciated when the paybacks come rollin` in ! Pfffft, girl, that`s a really BIG bus you`re gonna be under.

  12. Marshall_Will on May 18th, 2012 8:55 pm


    And up until now, the deliniations have been entirely by race. No need for all that courting any more. O-Zero's cabinet is stacked deep w/ college educated creeps of every stripe imaginable.

    This is about Elitists vs. The Rest of us. Wait til minorities WakeTFU and realize virtually ALL programs are gov. programs and everyone can apply on a first come first serve basis.

    The Elite won't need their 'vote' any more. They'll have all the power they could ever want. Is it just me or does it strike you that SJP and Meanchelle actually have a lot in common? Or at least FLOTUS hopes to?

  13. clu seatoe on May 18th, 2012 10:57 pm

    They only need one thing in common for FLOTUS to be happy – the bank account.

  14. Dancermommd on May 18th, 2012 11:20 pm

    How is she an entrepreneur? I don't ever remember her starting a business of any kind. She was hired by the studio.

  15. Marshall_Will on May 19th, 2012 1:35 am

    OH… touche`…!

    As a Non-Prog Male (TM) (Warranty Expires on high school hetero-contact! ) we're simply NOT allowed to opine! Getting poured out at the curb for a red carpet gala event ( flash, flash,flash ), 'slightly' different than what MM, Laura and the rest of you Conservative gals confront DAILY.

    Btw Dancer Mom, aren't you late for your pedicure? JUST… lookin' out for ya'?

  16. SignPainterGuy on May 19th, 2012 2:31 am

    Snort !

  17. AngusParvo on May 22nd, 2012 11:23 am

    Isn't asking people to give you money for a chance to win something gambling? So SJP is basically running a lottery. Do you need a permit for that?

  18. best nfl handicapper on August 27th, 2012 3:13 am

    I am not watching it either. Have you noticed that there is little, if no difference, in what the liberal entertainment yokels and the LSM spew?

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