Unbiased as always.

Here are some upcoming Associated Press headlines:

–Are Republicans manipulating Joe Biden’s mouth to make him say stupid shit?

–Did Bain Capital trick major Obama bundler into working there by telling him they were UNICEF?

–Is construction on Keystone Pipeline delayed because GOP hid the pipe in order to harm Obama re-election bid?

–Could right wing have encouraged market to buy solar panels from China to drive Solyndra to bankruptcy?

–Is John Boehner sneaking into Volt dealerships and putting up “closed” signs to artificially keep sales low?


17 Responses to “Actual AP Headline: Is GOP Trying to Sabotage Economy to Hurt Obama”

  1. Marshall_Will on May 21st, 2012 6:02 pm

    Here's some classic projection for you:

    "Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley, chairman of the Democratic Governors Association, told The Associated Press last year that some GOP lawmakers, "through their intransigence, cleverly set up a situation for America's economy to fail, either by needlessly driving us to default, or needlessly driving us into massive public-sector layoffs."

    Yo! D!ckhead. With Porkulus TWO waiting in the wings ( surely PURE boodle as all the "legitimate investments" like Solyndra have already folded ) WTF were we SUPPOSED to do? 'Hand' you clowns the keys to the gates of Hell..?

  2. backwoodsconsr on May 21st, 2012 6:51 pm

    It's only bias when it tilts to the right.

    The Republicans don't have to sabotage the economy. The Democrats are doing that just fine without any help.

  3. Marshall_Will on May 21st, 2012 7:11 pm

    The AP link Doug provided consistently found Dims pointing to our reluctance to raise the Debt Ceiling as the primary cause. Oh…. if only we'd give them more blank checks ( to pass out to fellow cronies ) I'm sure everything'd be just peachy?

    Massive public sector layoffs? Sheesh, how is that a 'bad' thing? Did the Progressive Governor's Lead Shill happen to notice the EXPLOSION in Gov. hiring over the last decade? Or the incredible -collapse- in the Private Sector making all these add'l gov. 'jobs' more or less unnecessary?

    To regulate WHAT 'economy'?

  4. swede on May 21st, 2012 7:14 pm

    More AP Headlines:

    - Why Do Republicans Kick Your Dog?

    - Is Mitt Romney a Klingon?

    - Do Conservatives Eat Babies?

    News you can choose to lose.

  5. clu seatoe on May 21st, 2012 7:57 pm

    If it doesn’t work I say, what a ridiculous idea.
    However, if it works I say, Brilliant!!

    On the other hand, the only mind that could think up something like this to write about it would be one that has experience with it and is giving away secrets of the left. Let’s don’t think that this is the first election ever.

    We already know how dirty Zero is that the MSM has tried to cover up and that he’s capable of and much worse that hasn’t come out yet

  6. Granny55 on May 21st, 2012 8:10 pm

    And with the complicit LSM now covering up polling data….the hits just keep on coming. Breitbart has a great article on line right now. Let's Start Vetting The "Journalists" The LSM is going after private citizens donating to Romney. So why not start going after the "journalists" – they have private lives – so let's air some dirty laundry. Like Ozero says – everyone has to get a "fair shake".

  7. Granny55 on May 21st, 2012 8:15 pm

    BTW – I helped a friend with a garage sale this weekend. She voted for Ozero and is quite unhappy with him now. Encouraging. She claims to be an Independent but is somewhat of a "Valley Girl" mentality so I hardly think she is Independent.

    She lost her job of 27 years and started her own company last year in the same field and was "shocked" by the hoops she had to jump thru and the regulations she has to adhere to and the taxes and insurance that is required. I say – welcome to the real world honey! Perhaps in the near future the "Valley Girl Independent" will become a conservative!

  8. Granny55 on May 21st, 2012 8:18 pm

    And she is 60 yrs old – ran out of unemployment – is still not taking a paycheck from her new venture so she falls into that Ozero category of many other Americans not counted in the unemployment numbers. There are a lot of those people out there so when are we going to hear the REAL numbers??? Crickets!!!

  9. Marshall_Will on May 21st, 2012 8:20 pm

    Why not? They've been coat tailing w/ the same crowd since Clinton! Personally I'd prefer ( and Brent Bozzell is so highly effective at this ) is pointing out the folly of their faulty premise over which midget they did in the back of a cab after that booze-a-thon fund raiser?

    Any time we've revealed shameful behavior on the part of Progs their no-morals response is, so WHAT!?

  10. SignPainterGuy on May 21st, 2012 9:45 pm

    Like 22+% ?

  11. SignPainterGuy on May 21st, 2012 9:47 pm

    Excellent idea ! Bombard them mercilessly until they beg for mercy …… and then give `em some more !

  12. jeffythequick on May 21st, 2012 11:28 pm

    In other news, CNN executive is now hand delivering what he used to by cable:

  13. jeffythequick on May 21st, 2012 11:35 pm

    Since we already deeply vetted Rev. Wright, and Obama had zero knowledge of what Rev. Wright said over the last 20 years, let's go back 35 years to what the Mormons did!

    Plus, let's go back a further 120 years to see how many concurrent wives Mitt's great-great-grandpa had (Obama's dad only had 3 in the 1960's).

    Of course, we shouldn't talk bad about Obama, he's the President. We can talk bad about Mitt Romney because he wants to be the President… http://salisbury.wbtv.com/news/politics/73239-cla

  14. SignPainterGuy on May 22nd, 2012 1:37 am

    O/T, but amusing !

    1. Open a new file in your computer.
    2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
    3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
    4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
    5. Your PC will ask you: ‘Do you really want to get rid of Barack Obama
    6. Firmly click ‘YES’
    7. Feel better?

    As a matter of fact, Yes I do !
    Brazenly stolen from a commenter at WND !

  15. SignPainterGuy on May 22nd, 2012 1:53 am

    Fascinating how this O`Worshipping teacher twisted herself into a screaming pretzel defending her messiah to a student who was only relating a story Zero told himself !

  16. jeffythequick on May 22nd, 2012 10:57 am

    Par for the course… It's the "Popeye" argument:

    I yam what I yam, and that's all that I yam, I'm Popeye the sailor man!

  17. Marshall_Will on May 22nd, 2012 11:52 am


    Just what we didn't want all the Valley Girls/Guys to have to find out the hard way. Ahem, it's difficult enough to retain your relevance after 50. 40 if you're in the tech arena. No WAY Mrs. Will would make the same money if she left for a startup or even lateral competitor.

    So here they are ( like gag me with a spoon! ) seeing firsthand how perfectly UGLY this has become for small operators. As always, do you really need to slide down a bannister o' razor blades to find out if that's painful?

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