… Will.I.Am from the Black Eyed Peas, for arriving at a climate change event in a private helicopter:


Someday Will.I.Am will arrive at environmental summits in a private jet like the planet’s savior, Al Gore. But, nonetheless, this fine effort to save the planet from greenhouse gases — by first making sure there are plenty of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere to save it from — earns Will (or is that “Mr. I.Am”?) this month’s “Jr. Goracle” honor.

This is the same guy who brags about driving an electric car.

(h/t Hope for America)


19 Responses to “This Month’s ‘Jr. Goracle Award for Enviro-Hypocrisy’ Goes To…”

  1. SignPainterGuy on May 23rd, 2012 4:27 pm

    I`m guessing WIA is just new to the Gorbull Warming hoax and really doesn`t understand how things really work. Give him time and a few more conferences, he`ll catch up to the REAL gas bags !

  2. Dexter_Alarius on May 23rd, 2012 5:28 pm

    Next week he'll reduce his CO2 footprint by going to a PETA conference in a horse-drawn carriage.

  3. Marshall_Will on May 23rd, 2012 5:54 pm

    Yeah is that a buggy whip he's sporting?

    Having been around choppers most of my adulthood I can tell you there's nothing less fuel efficient on the planet. Unlike a jet, there's no forward momentum and very little Venturi effect.

    To wit, run out of fuel, you're going down. NOW. Never know for sure but lots of F-4 and A-4 pilots shot down over Nam would turn East and hope it held together until the Tonkin Gulf. Hoping to get picked up by SAR crews. Some were lucky.

    Are the BEP's even still around?

  4. backwoodsconsr on May 23rd, 2012 6:21 pm

    "Yeah is that a buggy whip he's sporting?"

    It's something he uses to build concensus for globull alarmism

  5. Marshall_Will on May 23rd, 2012 6:37 pm

    "He even tweeted pictures of the so-called “hip.hop.copter” for fans to admire, after landing at the Oxford's University Parks.

    From there, the singer used a pedal cycle to travel the remaining few hundred yards to the Radcliffe Observatory Weather Centre."

    Counting the 4 mpg he copped on the flight up, he's still at 4 mpg. Total fraud. Would Richard Speck writing songs about -not- killing nurses make him any less a killer..?

  6. Doug on May 23rd, 2012 6:45 pm

    "Would Richard Speck writing songs about -not- killing nurses make him any less a killer..?"

    I'm totally stealing this line when you're not looking someday.

    Isn't Speck that serial murderer who somehow ended up with Tiffani Amber Thiessen's breast implants?

  7. Marshall_Will on May 23rd, 2012 7:35 pm

    Professor Allen told the newspaper: “The irony didn’t escape everybody. But he’s committed to the issues and he’s *written songs about it*.” ( Is that like writing I Will Not… 100 X on a blackboard? )

    “A better understanding of the problems is probably more important than whether Will flies a helicopter from London to Oxford.” ( Yes, better understanding like writing really really big checks! )

    Will.I.Am’s spokesman did not comment. ( Duh! )

    Doug, I'm crushed, the nice man that sold me Tiffani's bikini top in that alley told me they were 100% fo' realz?

  8. jeffythequick on May 23rd, 2012 7:50 pm

    I hope he shows up at the next event in a lunar excursion module, circa 1967:

    That'd be, like, totally green, wouldn't it?

  9. jeffythequick on May 23rd, 2012 8:22 pm

    Speaking of fuel-efficient (on a serious note):

    Brings a tear to one's eye.

  10. backwoodsconsr on May 23rd, 2012 8:31 pm

    "This is the same guy who brags about driving an electric car."

    I'll have a double chilicheeseburger, large fry, and a diet Coke.

  11. SignPainterGuy on May 23rd, 2012 9:37 pm

    Congrats, Lad, good to see it finally off the ground ! Those are some really large engines !

    The largest plane I ever flew on / in was a 757; I "thought" it had large engines !

  12. SignPainterGuy on May 23rd, 2012 9:44 pm

    An interesting side-note to the first lunar lander; the designer of the lander`s feet took what info NASA "knew" and calculated that the feet would have to support the lander in 15" to 18" of space dust. Imagine their surprise when the vehicle settled into only about 1/8".

    NASA scientists were certain they knew that the Earth`s age was 5.4 billion yrs and they just knew they were certain how must space dust there had been that settled on the moon, so when the dust turned out to be 144th the expected depth, one of the assumptions / calculations had to be revised. Since the age of the universe and the Earth and Moon were so important to their disbelief in God and Creation, they chose to amend their calculation of the amount of space dust.

  13. OK_Loyalist on May 24th, 2012 2:44 am

    Will I Am, like Obama, is an enormous waste of talent.

    Getting past the Obumblears politics, The Black Eyed Peas when I first heard them, reminded me of The Talking Heads when they were laying down the definition of New Wave

  14. jeffythequick on May 24th, 2012 3:08 am

    Yeah, then I heard them without music, and it's like hearing a cat in a washing machine.

    (or so I can imagine)

    About the only one that hasn't disappointed me is Robert Smith of The Cure. Anyone that kick's Bab's rear in South Park is OK with me.

  15. OK_Loyalist on May 24th, 2012 3:46 am

    The Cure has sucked since their debut album Boys Don't Cry

  16. jeffythequick on May 24th, 2012 2:23 pm

    Well, I guess that the beauty of freedom. You can like your music, and I can like mine.

    When I was in college, my roommate and I were singing 10:15 Saturday Night and there was a family next to us and the dad asked if we had a problem (it was during the 'drip drip drip…" part, we weren't being obnoxious, loud, or anything…) and I said, "yeah, my friend has a leak."

    Dad didn't know what to say to that. We finished our ice cream outside in the Phoenix heat.

  17. chicago limo service on June 1st, 2012 4:10 am

    Nice machine..

  18. Jessie j on June 15th, 2012 3:13 pm

    i love wll.iam he is a don were getting married soonxxxxx

  19. top handicappers on August 27th, 2012 3:12 am

    another great read! thanks! im always looking out for your next blog, they seem to get better and better thankyou!

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