Chivalry is not dead in the Massachusetts Senate race. Nor are the attempts to bury the tale of Fauxcohantas.

At a press conference where Governor Deval Patrick was announcing his support for Marxist fake Indian and breast-feeding pioneer Elizabeth Warren, a reporter was asking a question about Lie-awatha’s alleged “Cherokee heritage” when Patrick not only stepped in, but used the powers of his office to declare it a subject nobody cares about:

At the event, Gov. Patrick stepped in and responded to a question about Warren’s ancestry from FOX 25′s Sharman Sacchetti.

In part, Gov. Patrick replied, “On behalf of the people of the Commonwealth, we don’t care about that subject.”

Well, in that case, let’s move on. Nothing says “nobody really cares about this subject” more than a politician saying “nobody really cares about this subject.” You know what that means… cue Drebin:


Video of the heroic Governor throwing himself on a reporter’s grenade in order to save “Dances With Identity Fraud” comes to us from Fox Boston by way of Jim Geraghty:


19 Responses to “Massachusetts Governor Throws Self on Grenade to Save Noted Fake Cherokee Indian”

  1. clu seatoe on May 31st, 2012 1:46 pm

    So reporters are only allowed to ask questions YOU care about?

    OK. That seems fair.

  2. Truesoldier__ on May 31st, 2012 1:47 pm

    So nice of him to tell everyone what their opinions are. Sounds to me like he is taking a cue from Bloomberg.

  3. clu seatoe on May 31st, 2012 1:49 pm

    “nobody really cares about this subject.”

    Excuse me, Gov., maybe you haven’t been keeping up on current events.

  4. Joe Redfield on May 31st, 2012 1:59 pm

    This was a trial balloon for the benefit of Gov. Patrick's good buddy, President BO. When some uppity reporter asks El Presidente about the economy at his next press conference the Communicator-in-Chief can airily dismiss the whole subject: "Nobody cares about the economy. Ask me about Donald Trump."

  5. Marshall_Will on May 31st, 2012 2:16 pm

    As Steve Bridges ( RIP ) said as BHO:

    "There's…. alotofpeopleworriedabouttheeconomy….

    I don't WANT youtoworryabouttheeconomy…

    It's MY job toworryabouttheeconomy…

    And I'm not worried..?

  6. SignPainterGuy on May 31st, 2012 2:32 pm

    Fauxcohantas, marxist fake Indian, breast-feeding pioneer, Lie-awatha, Dances With Identity Fraud ….

    Doug, you left out my favorite one; Taxa-jawea.

  7. Marshall_Will on May 31st, 2012 2:38 pm

    "At a press conference where Governor Deval Patrick was announcing his support for…"

    Humorous in and of itself. Shocker! Also lamentable, when Fox & Friends asked Michelle this morning about PPH's instantaneous endorsement of O'Drama all she could really do was attempt to limit the involuntary shaking of one's head.

    I mean after all, it's been 15 minutes?

  8. SignPainterGuy on May 31st, 2012 2:42 pm

    Taxa-jawea just sees Obama`s fake career as an opportunity to show that a liberal woman can do it too ! To refuse her would be discrimination !

  9. Truesoldier__ on May 31st, 2012 3:35 pm

    That will be the lawsuit filed right after she looses the election. She will claim that she was discriminated against which will lead the state of Massachusetts to be the first state to require co-senators. This new legislation will require there a minimum of one republican and one democratic senator. One will have to be a woman the other a man. There will be a reuqirement that each racial group have a representative. Not to mention one will have to be straight and one will have to be gay……

  10. jeffythequick on May 31st, 2012 3:51 pm

    Luckily, with Talking Bull in there, she can fulfill all of the new requirements in just one person!

  11. Marshall_Will on May 31st, 2012 4:36 pm


    They're not even sure why they're DOING this stuff any more but just can't stop!? What should most revealing to voters was Liz' perfect willingness to let Patrick speak for her.

    Is THIS the tough minded independent gal we've all been led to believe?

  12. jeffythequick on May 31st, 2012 5:19 pm

    She, being a girl and all, is not as sophisticated as the Won, who not only picks the journalists to ask the questions, but supplies them the questions as well.

    I wouldn't be surprised if he said "bless you" before on of the urinalists… err… journalists sneezed. (blatantly stolen from Johnny Carson's Carter-Reagan debate skit, when Reagan was falsely accused of stealing the debate questions)

  13. jeffythequick on May 31st, 2012 5:23 pm

    She IS tough minded, has a tough grasp on the issues, and independent. Just ask her, after submitting your questions, in writing, first to her handlers.

    Just don't ask her personal questions about her life. That's not fair.

  14. Truesoldier__ on May 31st, 2012 5:53 pm

    I am just waiting for her to claim that she should be given hiring preference under the Americans with Disabilities Act as she clearly is suffering from multiple mental disorders.

  15. SignPainterGuy on May 31st, 2012 10:08 pm

    Tough minded or hard headed ? I can`t tell !

  16. ChapBix on June 1st, 2012 9:59 pm

    Not only are reporters limited to questions regressives want asked, they must ask them in the way that the regressives want them asked.

  17. ChapBix on June 1st, 2012 10:03 pm

    Are we now up to six or eight co-Senators? Typical of Dimocrats, I would expect them to set aside the Republican's win in the interest of "fairness".

  18. ChapBix on June 1st, 2012 10:04 pm

    I suspect that is not her only malady.

  19. SignPainterGuy on June 1st, 2012 10:32 pm

    Michael Ramirez puts to rest the question of Lie-awatha`s heritege;

    I think it `splains a lot !

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