The brilliantly funny MichellesMirror.com blog highlights the addition:

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What’s are these “thingamajigs”? I don’t know, but apparently we need them, they’re part of our furnaces or something. and buying them will help the economy recover. President Obama introduced his “thingamajig” plan in a speech Friday:

Right-wing mockery ensued, but a Mediaite blogger with his sphincter slammed shut tighter than Joe Biden’s wallet on charitable donation day didn’t find the humor due to an inability to be able to tell the difference between mockery and outrage. Here’s his message for us conservatives who dared have fun with his sacred thingamajig:

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22 Responses to “New Addition to Obama’s ‘All of the Above’ Recovery Strategy”

  1. SignPainterGuy on June 2nd, 2012 8:42 pm

    Thingamajigs could be most anything when it comes to furnaces, but you just know it`s expensive parts since the great Spender-in-Chief brought it up. I happen to have a box of doomerflochets left over from the old washer and dryer I gave away ….. if anyone`s interested !

  2. jeffythequick on June 2nd, 2012 9:34 pm

    I don't know… When I looked at Craigslist for a thingamajig, all they had were whosaflopsits and whatchamajiggers.

    The funny part was the laughing when he brought it up.

    Barry, they're laughing at you, not with you.

  3. backwoodsconsr on June 3rd, 2012 12:23 pm

    The thingamajigs aren't the problem. It's the doomaflotchies. But, he's ignorant of everything else, so we can't expect him to understand mechanical things either.

  4. backwoodsconsr on June 3rd, 2012 12:27 pm

    The doomerflochets from the washer and dryer wouldn't work on the furnace, not unless you had some whatchamacallits to use for adapters, and the added expense wouldn't be worth it.

  5. SignPainterGuy on June 3rd, 2012 1:46 pm

    Isn`t that just typical of a dem, WE are expected to "adapt" to him !

  6. jeffythequick on June 3rd, 2012 2:44 pm

    We're the thingamajigs we've been waiting for!

  7. jeffythequick on June 3rd, 2012 3:25 pm

    The premise that the economy is going to be fixed by repairing furnaces is just as facile as the expert advice given about having our tires at the correct air pressure.

    Furnaces get fixed because people need them, not because of altruism about the economy.

    This guy is like the pilot of an airplane looking for a new wing at 40,000 feet, because the ones that he had at takeoff fell off somewhere in the Hope and Change Desert.

    Luckily, a thingamajig will help him out.

  8. SignPainterGuy on June 3rd, 2012 3:39 pm

    Someone did a cartoon several months ago showing Obama piloting a plane heading straight down toward the ground. With that typical oblivious facial expression, he confidently says he`ll just give it more gas !

    It seems, regardless of the situation, Zero`s actions are the opposite of what`s needed ! At best, they will do no good !

    No doubt, IF the pilot (Obama) "could" find new wings in mid-flight, he`d choose two left ones !

  9. SignPainterGuy on June 3rd, 2012 3:42 pm

    Remember when he was berating insurance companies and gave the example of crashing his Datsun ? He said the ins. co. wouldn`t fix his car. He was oblivious to the fact that when you buy only the cheapest policy (liability only), the co. isn`t liable for fixing your car !

  10. jeffythequick on June 3rd, 2012 7:22 pm

    …and say it was the Republican's fault that it won't fly.

  11. jeffythequick on June 3rd, 2012 7:24 pm

    That's not FAAAAAAIIIIIIIIRRRRR!

    I paid for insurance, so they should give me a new Ferrari, or at least a BMW, because they have all that money.

    (somebody slap me… I'm John Edwards channeling a Progressive)

  12. backwoodsconsr on June 3rd, 2012 7:27 pm

    He doesn't need the right kind of insurance. He's entitled. Not only that, he's black. And gay. And The Won.

  13. SignPainterGuy on June 3rd, 2012 7:35 pm

    Sure, it flies ! Always in left-hand turns; like those single-bladed maple seeds that spiral into the ground !

  14. SignPainterGuy on June 3rd, 2012 7:42 pm

    Heh, yep, he`s got ALL the creds ! Now !

    Trouble was, Leroy`s Insurance Co., Used Cars and All Night Video Rentals didn`t know Barry was gonna be Teh Won some day !

  15. backwoodsconsr on June 3rd, 2012 7:45 pm

    Ignorance of The Won is no excuse. Ignorance is only excusable when it's used as an aid to voting for Obama.

  16. SignPainterGuy on June 3rd, 2012 7:55 pm

    Even though he crashed his Datsun back when he was admitting he was born in Kenya ?

    Dang, what good is ignorance any way ?

  17. backwoodsconsr on June 3rd, 2012 7:58 pm

    The only reason the thingamajigs ain't working is because the doohickeys on the right keep getting in the way!

  18. SignPainterGuy on June 4th, 2012 1:49 am

    Left-hand threaded thingamajigs he`s trying to sell us !

    And speaking of "left-hand threads", did you see where Shrillary went to the Arctic to see how Gorebull Warming is melting the ice ? She`ll never figure out that THAT is what happens when Summer`s comin` on !

  19. SignPainterGuy on June 4th, 2012 2:05 am

    I can just see Obama in Hi Skrool Auto Mechanics class and someone sends him to the stockroom for a can of Valve-Overlap, a Power Band and a metric Crescent wrench to install it with !

  20. backwoodsconsr on June 4th, 2012 10:12 am

    Obama is the kind of guy construction workers send after the Sky Hook, so they can hook it to the sky and keep the chimney from falling.

  21. SignPainterGuy on June 4th, 2012 12:56 pm

    I can see Zero and Moochelle starting up a worm biz post-pResidency. It was big biz here several years ago; made money for the locals and fisher persons up north got a night crawler that was so much bigger and easier to handle than the Georgia Wigglers that are hard to handle. Fishing for sustenance may well become a reality soon. The problem I see with B&M`s biz model; it may mirror that of a local "entrepreneur". He paid the worm-pickers a penny apiece for them and sold them to a shipper for $10.00 a thousand. Just before he went Out-of-Biz he was heard to say, "I`m not makin` any money, maybe I need to get a bigger truck !"

  22. SignPainterGuy on June 4th, 2012 2:12 pm

    UPDATE: Shrillary`s visit to Norway for a view of the ravages of AGW on the Arctic ice turned out to be something akin to a Gore visit. She was met with snow and very cold temps ….. in June !

    God IS merciful; she won`t get to wear her bikini !

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