For Just $3 Barack and Michelle Will Re-enact Their First Dinner Date for You

I think these two spent way too much time in the Choom-Wagon with the windows rolled up:

Obama: “Gentlemen, take tips.”

And what would that be? Take your date to a $5 trillion dinner and hand the bill to her kids?

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