DNC Now Raffling Off Lunch With Debbie Wasserman Schultz?

And to think I thought the gift registry was a sign of campaign desperation


First prize: Lunch with DWS

Second prize: Three lunches with DWS

Third prize: Five lunches with DWS

If this is part of Michelle Obama’s master plan to get me to want to eat less, it’s working.

They shouldn’t legally be able to call this a prize. It’s more like the punishment a nun at a Catholic school might dish out to a student she caught behind the rectory looking at a Penthouse and playing with himself.

Author: Doug Powers

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