And to think I thought the gift registry was a sign of campaign desperation


First prize: Lunch with DWS

Second prize: Three lunches with DWS

Third prize: Five lunches with DWS

If this is part of Michelle Obama’s master plan to get me to want to eat less, it’s working.

They shouldn’t legally be able to call this a prize. It’s more like the punishment a nun at a Catholic school might dish out to a student she caught behind the rectory looking at a Penthouse and playing with himself.


19 Responses to “DNC Now Raffling Off Lunch With Debbie Wasserman Schultz?”

  1. Truesoldier__ on June 27th, 2012 5:02 pm

    Seriously, what is it with the Obama campaign and their obsession with raffling off lunch/dinner?

    What's next…a raffle where the winner gets breakfast with J-Nap?

  2. Marshall_Will on June 27th, 2012 5:32 pm

    This is just a play ( homage, plagiarized, cover, RIP-OFF ) on the "It's Just Lunch" busy executive "high touch" dating service.

    "Are you a successful exec married to your work? Have you given up on ever meeting that special someone because you refuse to subject yourself to meat market…"

    It's a flattering, lowkey and homey approach Dims are employing here. They're totally adrift. The only thing we can do is make sure they don't foul the rudder!

  3. backwoodsconsr on June 27th, 2012 6:14 pm

    Third prize would be enough to cause me to become anorexic.

  4. jeffythequick on June 27th, 2012 6:15 pm

    …or worse… You have dinner with the President, and you wake up with J-Nap in a nightie making you breakfast…

  5. SignPainterGuy on June 27th, 2012 6:28 pm

    This is somewhat reminiscent of the British cooking show "Two Fat Ladies" who travel the county side to castles, pubs, private homes, etc. and prepare traditional British fare. As my friend said about the dishes (No, not the women, the FOOD), "these women would turn you against food !" Some of it is so greasy and besides salt n pepper, not much seasoning.

    I have had the pleasure of eating in a lot of venues and regardless of the surroundings and ambiance, it`s really about the food., but if your eyes, ears and sensibilities are insulted and abused, no quality of food can save the day !

    Sitting across from MO, BO, DWS or J`Nap, after the hassle of getting there, breathing the rarefied air of these dhimmi events and knowing you have to bear it (or bare it) again to get home, for me would be a gastronomic disaster !

  6. Marshall_Will on June 27th, 2012 6:52 pm

    "the rarefied air of these dhimmi events"

    Fee…ling… queasy..!

    Yeah, after an entire TERM of elitist boodle/taxpayer funded, backdoor/sweatheart deals like Solyndra they've read the tea leaves and are now opting for a more "folksy approach".

    That alone is enough to blow billion dollar chunks. Never caught the show but I make wicked Bangers & Mash. It's great for parties and all ( at least you know the younger folks are eating something substantial ) but by NO means is it a dish you'd want every day!

  7. SignPainterGuy on June 27th, 2012 6:55 pm

    Intentionally !

  8. SignPainterGuy on June 27th, 2012 7:02 pm

    The only thing good about the show is how they travel. One owns and drives a `60s Triumph (I think) motorcycle w/ side car. The other gal rides in said sc. It`s usually on early mornings on the Cooking Channel.

    "Folksy Approach" … OOOOOPSSS, missed AGAIN !!

  9. Marshall_Will on June 27th, 2012 7:12 pm

    Whatever happened to the good old days when party meant drinking vodka from a life sized ice sculpture's p@nis and doing blow off a hooker's @$$ in the powder room?

    $4 Tril. later and it's "a place at the table"? No thanks, I'm off to Sardinia or at least the Amalfi Coast!

  10. jeffythequick on June 27th, 2012 7:12 pm

    What is it with Progressive women (even the one in the Progressive commercial is pretty good looking off screen ) and the need to look physically ugly?

    With the volume turned down, and her mouth shut, DWS can be at least not horrible to look at, but that picture makes her look ghastly.

  11. SignPainterGuy on June 27th, 2012 7:35 pm

    Yeah, the dim`s party ideas are lacking in the creative areas. But, uh, I much preferred filling my glass from sculptures featuring exuberant lactation ! ;-)

  12. Truesoldier__ on June 27th, 2012 7:50 pm

    If it is J-Nap you might be the one in the nightie…..

  13. Truesoldier__ on June 27th, 2012 7:52 pm

    Well what do you expect. So far the only consistency we have seen from Obama is the over use of "if at first you don't succeed, try , try, again".

    He has done it on everyting from the economy to his fundraising gimmicks.

  14. Marshall_Will on June 27th, 2012 8:33 pm

    Watch for "backstage passes" come Convention time!

  15. Jimbo on June 27th, 2012 10:49 pm

    I like how they've tucked her behind a wood plank. Like she's got anything to do with wood, right? (Rim shot).

    Looks like she's peering out from beneath the lid of a coffin.

  16. SignPainterGuy on June 27th, 2012 11:06 pm

    Ppppffffffftt, she`d turn "wood" dodey !

    The pic looks to me like an ad for Paneling World or maybe Lemon Pledge or maybe even Murphy`s Oil Soap !

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  18. Obama bin Biden on June 28th, 2012 3:19 pm

    I'd lose my lunch dining with that yenta. She makes Joy Behar look like Dana Perino.

  19. ChapBix on July 3rd, 2012 1:19 am

    Daughter of Dracula?

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