This isn’t from The Onion… it was actually on the Weather Channel a few days ago:
Even Wile E. Coyote thinks these people are nuts.
Isn’t it funny how the same alarmists who freak out about the weed control you might apply to your lawn are the same ones who think it might be necessary to create a fake volcano to spray solar reflecting particulates containing God-knows-what into the atmosphere?
Before too long these morons will be trying to figure out a way to get rid of global warming once and for all by extinguishing the sun by pumping nitrogen through a giant garden hose. Problem solved.