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Barack Obama was elected almost four years ago, which means the rest of the world loves us now… so this negative reaction to Hillary Clinton in Egypt must be because they hate her hairdo… or lack thereof:

CAIRO (Reuters) – Protesters threw tomatoes and shoes at U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s motorcade on Sunday during her first visit to Egypt since the election of Islamist President Mohamed Mursi.

A tomato struck an Egyptian official in the face, and shoes and a water bottle landed near the armoured cars carrying Clinton’s delegation in the port city of Alexandria.

A senior state department official said that neither Clinton nor her vehicle, which were around the corner from the incident, were struck by any of the projectiles.

Protesters chanted: “Monica, Monica”, a reference to Former President Bill Clinton’s extra-marital affair. Some chanted: “leave, Clinton”, Egyptian security officials said.

They’re only trying to help, I suppose.

In other Clinton news, while Hillary’s motorcade was dodging vegetables in Cairo, Bill was at a Las Vegas titty bar pouring tomato paste on a dancer named Champagne, pressing his face into her chest and making motorboat noises until the wee hours of the morning.

Update: Ah, Arab Spring!

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(h/t Matthew F. via email)

Comments

27 Responses to “Hillary’s unkempt hair causes Egyptians to throw tomatoes at her motorcade”

  1. Truesoldier__ on July 16th, 2012 2:21 pm

    The fact that they threw their shoes at Hillary speaks volumes of how the US is veiwed in the eyes of Egyptians now. I have also heard that a bunch of Christian Americans have been taken hostage in Egypt. Of course there hasn't been much mention in the MSM about it. I guess it would make Obama look just that much more like Carter.

  2. Truesoldier__ on July 16th, 2012 2:21 pm

    Looks like my post is stuck in moderation now….

  3. SignPainterGuy on July 16th, 2012 2:23 pm

    It`s a hungry beast ! ;-)

  4. Marshall_Will on July 16th, 2012 2:30 pm

    "on a dancer named Champagne,"

    Love those fakey/fantasy stage names! Saving up for college doesn't even cut it as an excuse any more. Barky say everyone go fo' free!

  5. Truesoldier__ on July 16th, 2012 2:33 pm

    Yep. I am trying to figure out which word it could have been that sent it into moderation.

  6. Truesoldier__ on July 16th, 2012 2:34 pm

    So does it mean that she is dancing for her "fair share" now instead of saving up for college?

  7. SignPainterGuy on July 16th, 2012 2:34 pm

    The Egyptians threw maters and shoes at Her Thighness ? If they`d actually SEEN her and that horrible hair she`s sported the last couple years, they`d sure think about slitting their wrists. Is Shrillary developing a new secret weapon ?

  8. SignPainterGuy on July 16th, 2012 2:35 pm

    Doug, your moderator is still hungry !!

  9. SignPainterGuy on July 16th, 2012 2:42 pm

    I`ve used Shrillary before, so it musta been "Her Thigh-ness" !

  10. Doug on July 16th, 2012 2:47 pm

    Cleared!

    I've tried turning off moderation before and it didn't work out too well… it catches tons of spam comments.

  11. Granny55 on July 16th, 2012 2:48 pm

    I did reply to your inquiry about my vacation last week but the moderator ate that too. I didn't mention anything remotely awful either! Only because I had such a great time. Picky, picky, picky

  12. Doug on July 16th, 2012 2:49 pm

    I was hoping to find a photo of Hillary's motorcade getting pelted so I could add a picture of Obi Wan Kenobi saying "this isn't the Arab Spring you were looking for…"

  13. SignPainterGuy on July 16th, 2012 2:50 pm

    Ha ha ! I just knew you weren`t all snooty n stuff ! ;-) Glad ya had a good time ! :-)

  14. Truesoldier__ on July 16th, 2012 3:06 pm

    Thanks Doug.

  15. Marshall_Will on July 16th, 2012 3:06 pm

    After the floor show we've been exposed to over the last 4 years, I've got a whole new respect for "exotic dancers". At least the crowd they're working -wants- to be there and good dancers make more than crummy ones.

    I don't approve and known my share that went on to eye candy jobs at brokerage houses, complete w/ tramp stamp they loved showing you on casual Friday. But by and large, they weren't on any gov. handout program, they wouldn't have qualified.

    Life under Bammie comes in "Degrees of Abuse" and if he gets another 4 years we'll ALL be shaking it for money/food/gas/healthcare benefits…

  16. Truesoldier__ on July 16th, 2012 3:08 pm

    That would have been funny. If I see one I will send it to you.

  17. SignPainterGuy on July 16th, 2012 3:14 pm

    And we would have enjoyed it !

    According to the story, nothing actually HIT the motorcade. I was wondering if starting a baseball league in Egypt / the ME might help their throwing skills, but then it was said, the motorcade was already around the corner, so, I guess it`s true, "Timing IS the key to comedy" !

  18. jeffythequick on July 16th, 2012 3:20 pm

    Relax, guys… it's part of the Secret Service training.

  19. Truesoldier__ on July 16th, 2012 3:33 pm

    Not just the Secret Service anymore.

    Probe finds Treasury officials solicited hookers:

    This time official at the Treasury Department officials have been cited for soliciting prostitutes, breaking conflict-of-interest rules and taking gifts from corporate executives, according to a new report.
    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/probe_finds

  20. Marshall_Will on July 16th, 2012 3:35 pm

    Yeah man it was so retarded. Like why would a bunch of dudes in Alexandria EGYPT be yelling Monica, Monica to the woman that was cheated ON!

    Is that some little nuance about Sharia/Dimmydim-dum we're not privy to? Blame the wife no matter what huh? Starting to sound familiar. Everything that's gone wrong over the last 12 years has been 'our' fault so wtf? We're kinda' used to it…

  21. SignPainterGuy on July 16th, 2012 3:37 pm

    DOUG, I just saw over at MM`s the pic of Obama between the bride and groom under "Couples aren`t saying "I DO" …..". THAT`S PERFECT ! Obama is getting in the middle of everything. His new middle name; "In-The-Way" !

    We MUST get Zero and his communistas and a bunch of rinos "Out-of-the-Way" Nov. 6th !!!

  22. SignPainterGuy on July 16th, 2012 3:58 pm

    Yes indeed it IS sharia generated persecution / prosecution of the female victim of adultery, rape, etc. It`s always the woman`s fault ! Who said islam makes sense !?

  23. Marshall_Will on July 16th, 2012 3:59 pm

    Hi everybody! This is Barack Obama. Just thought I'd drop in.

    Some of you may know from my part time gig as POTUS? Others may be familiar with my lovely wife, Michelle and our daughters Sasha & Malia.

    In these tough economic times that I didn't create I know it can be difficult to come up with extra spare change for your pResident's 4 yearlong campaign. And I've asked you to dig and dig DEEP practically every day since not passing a budget. But this time I'm really serious. Look! This is my serious face.

    Just because your hard-case "right wingers" doesn't mean you can't contribute to my campaign! So…. whadda' say..?

  24. Marshall_Will on July 16th, 2012 4:06 pm

    "The case was later referred for criminal prosecution to the US Attorney's Office, ( yawn ) which chose not to prosecute ( of course ) "absent aggravating circumstances such as underage prostitutes or human trafficking." ( because the DOJ & Pornstache have the moral highground to make these sorts of judgements? )

    The employee then retired, according to the documents." ( Natch )

  25. Marshall_Will on July 16th, 2012 4:45 pm

    Right, just ask Lara Logan. I'm sure the goon squad that had their way with her are all behind bars as we speak.

    But she had to know that when ousting dictators, mooslim men tend to get all worked up and… ya' know? Someone has to pay the price for… well, just because ok!? /sarc

  26. SignPainterGuy on July 17th, 2012 3:54 am

    Re: Update; I see at least one shoe has met its mark !

  27. ChapBix on July 17th, 2012 11:49 pm

    Now would be a good time to pull back on that payment to Egypt and not send any more in the future. They clearly despise us so why should we subsidize their hatred?.

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