You’ve got to hand it to the Associated Press photographers — they’ve gone the halo route, and now they’re trying the “wizard” approach. Behold the Lightbringer:

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The bad news for Obama? That looks like the “orb of impending election defeat,” and it was last spotted near Al Gore before he lost to George W. Bush:

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Comments

32 Responses to “Associated Press Photog Tires of Halos for Obama, Tries New Approach”

  1. backwoodsconsr on August 15th, 2012 3:38 pm

    "Strange. How could something so bright contain so much darkness?"

  2. jeffythequick on August 15th, 2012 3:59 pm

    I can't wait for them AP to start arguing that the 22nd amendment* is unconstitutional, just because BO is so awesome that it doesn't apply to him.

    …just like the rest of that outdated living 18th century document.

  3. Marshall_Will on August 15th, 2012 4:48 pm

    Teh One, seen here with eyes wide SHUT, placing a hex he first learned from an Indonesian village shaman on Sheriff Joe. Or at the very least making him so ILL he can be dropped from the ticket freaking ASAP.

    That or it's the battery powered 'smokeless' bong he borrowed from Kumar when he worked in the Office of Lip-to-Bong Engagement.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42M-_GJvpGM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42M-_GJvpGM

  4. Marshall_Will on August 15th, 2012 6:09 pm

    "Your daily Biden: Who says we..?"

    Doug be takin' the GaffeMaster B to the HNL ( Hole 'nother level! )

    Unfortunately for Joe, that moniker will live on LONG after he's back… well he has nothing to go back to. He's been in politics that long.

  5. Pasadena Phil on August 15th, 2012 6:26 pm

    Isn't that the same ball of light that Deion Sanders and Eli Manning throw around in those Direct TV commercials? "It's on!!!!"

  6. backwoodsconsr on August 15th, 2012 6:43 pm

    He's trying with the power of his mind to light up the inside of Joe's head, but the darkness still prevails.

  7. jeffythequick on August 15th, 2012 7:11 pm

    Next to those dim bulbs, a 6V flashlight bulb powered by a watch battery looks like the sun.

  8. jeffythequick on August 15th, 2012 7:16 pm

    O/T, but he must be a Tea Partier… he had a Chick-Fil-A bag! http://nation.foxnews.com/family-research-council
    I'm eagerly waiting Brian Ross' 8 second* investigative reporting.

    *or, so his wife says…but with a name like Jeffythequick, I shouldn't really comment on this line… ;)

  9. Marshall_Will on August 15th, 2012 7:23 pm

    Having the good fortune to play a few gigs w/ the benefit of sound/lighting guys "running the show" ( or "knob jockeys" as my old Nashville buddy called them? ) believe me there's nothing up on that stage they don't WANT there!

    In fact, their take on it is; "You guys are "just the talent" and if there's anything WE want you to 'do'… we'll let you know!"

  10. Pasadena Phil on August 15th, 2012 7:39 pm

    That was part of his cover.

  11. Marshall_Will on August 15th, 2012 8:26 pm

    Lol, yes… The Darkness.

    Any time I'm given half an opportunity to draw parallels between Obama and Marcos ( from the same part of the world actually ) it's on me to RUN with them!

    As Marcos' pResidency faltered, he TOO fell back on ancient 'wisdom' and religions to cast spells on his 'enemies' ( real or imagined ) bring him even MORE power and began making plans for continued rule thru unprecedented longevity!

    In the waning weeks of their collective regime, as it became more apparent they could no longer hold onto power, both Ferdinand AND Imelda became increasingly antagonistic towards their ungrateful subjects! Look for Obie to breakdown and show his true colors on the campaign trail. Seriously.

  12. SignPainterGuy on August 15th, 2012 8:36 pm

    He`s already brazenly almost explaining the marxism he wants to foist on us in his campaign commercials; he just hasn`t said the word; presenting it as a choice in the election. No, I won`t be surprised to see a meltdown when all his lies and the vacuousness of his policies are exposed on the campaign trail and it reaches a point that even a return to TOTUS participation won`t help !

  13. SignPainterGuy on August 15th, 2012 8:49 pm

    Well, that was just totally confusing ! On the one hand, the gunman had a Chick-fil-A bag, so the FBI would naturally call it "Domestic Terrorism", but he attacked a Conservative group, so, how then could it be any kind of terrorism ?

    Does the FBI work separately from the DHS and Nappy Jan and the Holder Dept. of Just Us and the O`Stration ? I have to wonder after their speedy labelling !

    Jeffy, that was one of my "quicker" jumps into confusion ! ;-)

    I am glad the only one shot was not seriously wounded and is expected to recover well !

  14. SignPainterGuy on August 15th, 2012 8:54 pm

    "the orb of impending election defeat", but, Doug, the last one sighted came out of the Goracle`s mouth, not off his hands like this`n. Zero`s awesomely awesomeness is just so AWESOME ! Or so we are told, repeatedly and repetitiously and ad nauseumly !

  15. Patti on August 15th, 2012 9:19 pm

    "You’ve got to hand it to the Associated Press photographers — they’ve gone the halo route, and now they’re trying the “wizard” approach. Behold the Lightbringer:"

    As we know, Choom boy, is nothing without VJ…..

    Obama relies on Jarrett to create the White House bubble he likes to live in, where his narcissism is stroked and his desire to do the big, left-wing thing is encouraged. Jarrett is the doorman. She runs access to the president. As Klein puts it, she guards him from meeting with "critics and complainers who might deflate his ego." No one gets past Jarrett who has an incompatible point of view.

    Jarrett pushed ObamaCare.

    Jarrett pushed the Solyndra fiasco.

    Jarrett pushed Obama to take on the Catholic Church over contraception.

    Read more: http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/08/obamas_str

  16. Truesoldier__ on August 15th, 2012 9:22 pm

    Caption for picture:

    Obama: Let me look into my crystal ball and see what Joe it s up to…..Oh crap yet another gaffe we will have to cover up.

  17. jeffythequick on August 15th, 2012 10:31 pm

    Dang… waste of good chicken and waffle fries. Our nearest one is 440 miles away in Idaho. They're probably smart to stay out of Washington, well at least Western WA.

  18. The Watcher on August 15th, 2012 10:49 pm

    Guys…

    think, 'palantir'.

  19. Pasadena Phil on August 15th, 2012 10:51 pm

    It was just reported that they guy was a LGBT volunteer.

    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57493780/cops

    I can't wait to see how they twist this into a Tea Party terrorism incident.

  20. SignPainterGuy on August 16th, 2012 12:31 am

    Digitally created crystal ball with loads of mysticism ?

  21. SignPainterGuy on August 16th, 2012 12:33 am

    If they can bake that pretzel, every bar and street vender in NYC will be scrambling for it !

  22. The Watcher on August 16th, 2012 12:41 am

    I was thinking more of an orb which allows the Dark Lord to read the thoughts of his enemies…although, considering some of the stuff Obamauron has blorfed out of his yap concerning the TEA Party, his palantir needs a new antenna.

  23. SignPainterGuy on August 16th, 2012 1:08 am

    The way he and his ilk view America and her friends as enemies, his "palantir" needs a polarity shift !

  24. ChapBix on August 16th, 2012 1:12 am

    Given how they argue against photo ID, limitations on executive privilege, etc., it would not surprise me one bit if they argued for a waiver of the 22nd amendment. They could just do what Obama does: go ahead with it and dare his opponents to stop him.

  25. ChapBix on August 16th, 2012 1:17 am

    Was that shot shot of AlBore when he gave his infamous line "And the glory of the Lord…" behind a pulpit of a black church?

  26. jeffythequick on August 16th, 2012 1:40 am

    Who is going to stop him?

    Boner?
    The press?
    Anyone in the second House of Representatives? (the Senate)?
    The People?

  27. jeffythequick on August 16th, 2012 1:43 am

    So, it's Sauronos, and he's Sobamaman?

    I thought of him as more as a Bill Ferny type…

  28. SignPainterGuy on August 16th, 2012 1:55 am

    Likely ! The audio of that "sermon" played on radio today sounded more like a comedian`s parody of a Fire n Brimstone, Healer Preacher !

    The Goracle has serious delusions of grandeur and a grand case of unrequited worship and obedience !

  29. SignPainterGuy on August 16th, 2012 3:07 am

    OK, it`s my turn to be lost. What ? Or is it, "WUT" ?

  30. SignPainterGuy on August 16th, 2012 3:10 am

    Jarrett is just plain spooky; herself AND the power and control she wields !

  31. jeffythequick on August 16th, 2012 12:46 pm

    Bill Ferny was a minor character that lived in Bree and ran off the horses that the Fellowship was going to use, and then sold them Bill the Pony, who was mistreated by Bill Ferny. (gotta keep those Bills straight…)
    Bill later goes into the Shire and wreaks havoc there, razing buildings and enslaves and terrorizes the Hobbits.
    http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Bill_Ferny

  32. SignPainterGuy on August 16th, 2012 4:04 pm

    Thanks, now I know what I know little about; I didn`t read The Hobbit or watch / read the kid-wizard series (Harry Potter).

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