Code Pink Announces Foolproof Plan to Make Everyone at GOP Convention Vomit

You’ve heard of Pussy Riot in Russia? Well the Code Pinkos in the US are organizing Invasion of the Convention Snatchers.

Proceed with extreme caution:

Upset that Republicans and presumptive GOP nominee Mitt Romney support religious freedom for groups opposing the Obama HHS mandate and wants to end taxpayer funding for the Planned Parenthood abortion business, CodePink thinks it has a great idea on how to respond. The “women’s group” is suggesting that its members and others “Send Your V to the RNC!”

Here’s the text of an email one conservative blogging web site got a copy of recently:

Can’t make it to Tampa to protest at the Republican National Convention? No worries, you can still send your vagina to the RNC!

CODEPINK is asking activists and artists across the nation to submit artistic representations of vaginas for us to deliver to the Republican Headquarters in Tampa.

Draw out a message that the Republicans need to see bright and bold! We suggest you create vagina artwork on 8 1/2? x 11? fabric or paper. We will quilt the art together to carry in the March on the RNC on August 27th.

The “Send Your V to the RNC” effort will run concurrently with Code Pinko’s other initiative, “Send Your Tits to Mitt’s.”

8 1/2″ x 11″ paper? Sorry, but you’re gonna need a bigger canvas: