Michelle Obama makes the Kardashians look reclusive. Here’s the latest place she can be spotted, along with some other, uh, advice:

First Lady Michelle Obama this week is serving as guest editor for iVillage.com, NBC’s “community of online women” that offers sexually explicit material, including graphic sex tips from prostitutes, “20 kinky things you SO can do,” and a list of “naughty” apps for mobile devices.

Michelle Obama is identified as a “Guest Editor” on all of the website’s pages, including several titled “Love & Sex.” Video clips of iVillage interviews with Mrs. Obama appear on some of those sexually-oriented pages, although the first lady herself does not discuss sex.

Here’s the FLOTUS section on the main page:

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Scroll down from that a bit and you’ll find separate iVillage advice gems like these:

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F*#k cabbage sloppy joes… there’s a new “Let’s Move!” in town!

This isn’t unprecedented among First Ladies. America was once exposed to similar placement when Mamie Eisenhower was on the cover of Life:

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Comments

12 Responses to “Underexposed FLOTUS Serving as ‘Guest Editor’ at iVillage”

  1. backwoodsconsr on August 22nd, 2012 1:43 pm

    MO doesn't know anything about sex. She's married to the first gay president.

  2. jeffythequick on August 22nd, 2012 1:57 pm

    …in a continuing effort to make me bulimic, Doug Powers strikes again!

    I'm starting to get acid burns in the back of my throat from the vomit coming up at the thought of MO and BO and their marital relations…

  3. SignPainterGuy on August 22nd, 2012 2:05 pm

    Thankfully MO won`t be giving advice on sex; if her sexual advice is as screwy as her advice on food and eating, it can`t be good. Mo must be to sex as paint-by-numbers is to art !

  4. Doug on August 22nd, 2012 2:22 pm

    I've teamed up with Let's Move to help get people to eat less, and it's obviously working!

  5. SignPainterGuy on August 22nd, 2012 2:43 pm

    So YOU`RE the one giving me heartburn !? I thought it was that 1/3 of a chocolate cake and a jug-o-milk right before bed-time ! Hmmmm !

  6. Cynical Mike on August 22nd, 2012 2:57 pm

    Why shouldn't she discuss sex? Her husband has been fucking us for nearly four years.

  7. jeffythequick on August 22nd, 2012 2:58 pm

    Weird…

    When I read about Let's Move, I always seem to be inspired to have a movement.

  8. Marshall_Will on August 22nd, 2012 3:28 pm

    Yeah, it used to 'hurt' ( now I can't even hold an APPLE in there!? )

    Great choice of photoshopping Deborah Kerr's name in there. Some may recall she was known as an "ice queen".

    But at extreme peril of being labelled raaaacist, this has been a pimp/ho' relationship from day 1. Acceptance of regular abuse toward the independent biz community and the complacency/'dependency' it by its very nature fosters was no accident.

  9. jeffythequick on August 22nd, 2012 3:42 pm

    ROFL… Well played, Mike!

    …and I had to craft the word, sew shall ism, because that was blocked?

  10. Granny55 on August 22nd, 2012 3:53 pm

    Know one knows better about screwing the people than Mooochelle. What was the cost of that "private family trip to Spain?" $1/2 million – yeah she knows a lot about screwing people when it comes to spending other peoples money!!!

  11. Marshall_Will on August 22nd, 2012 4:54 pm

    "Michelle Obama makes the Kardashians look reclusive."

    And think how many issues of Vogue etc. Americans could pick up at $4.95 a copy at the checkout stand per FLOTUS' entourage packed gala event?

    "39 Ways to Blow his Mind! Yes, I know we've said that 'before' but this time We MEAN IT!"

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