Revelations? The “climate crisis” has gotten so bad that it’s added an “s” to the book of Revelation. That said, I think Gore knows more about the Bible than he does about natural science — but that’s not saying much.

Gore explains his latest sham upgrade:

“The new information that I’ll be focused on in this new version of the slideshow includes a lot of the new startling evidence linking these extreme weather events around the world to the climate crisis. It’s really no longer a legitimate question for doubter debate–I know there are some people that don’t like to hear it put that–but people around the world are suffering from the consequences of the droughts, and the heatwaves, and the extreme flooding events, and the unprecedented winds storms, and the fires. It’s really gotten to the point now where it’s kind of absurd for anybody to say, ‘Hey, nothing’s going on. What’s wrong?’ July was in the U.S. the hottest month ever measured. And, globally, nine of the 10 hottest years ever measured have been within the last 10 years. This is the 337 month in a row where temperatureswere higher than the 20th century average. And the fact that the news media does not report it in that context — every night on the news now, practically, is like a nature hike through the book of Revelations.

Judging by how Al’s looking these days, every night is more like a hike through his refrigerator.

Hey, doesn’t the book of Revelation warn against falling for the deception of a False Prophet — agent of the Beast? I’m just asking…

Comments

41 Responses to “Goracle: Every Night on the News is Like a Nature Hike Through the Book of Revelations [sic]”

  1. SignPainterGuy on August 28th, 2012 4:11 pm

    Yep, lots of Biblical experts put that "s" on the end of "Revelation" ! /sarc

    I`m just curious why the Goracle keeps using the word "debate" ?! He REFUSES to debate, preferring to lecture and yell at us ! Oh, and "hike to the fridge" again ! ;-)

    To be a prophet, you must be right EVERY TIME ! Sorry AL !

  2. archer on August 28th, 2012 4:32 pm

    In my reading, those who study such things say that the last couple of decades have produced some of the worst storms ever recorded on the Sun. Is mankind causing those storms as well?

    We know that sun storms affect earths whether and it never seems to affect earths whether for the better.

    So, how do we focus the “doom prophet’s” attention on the citizens of the sun to get their stuff in order? Or the storms on Jupiter and its citizens, or Saturn? Look at what the people of Mars did to their planet. Obviously it’s too late for them.

    Since I asked the questions you’re probably not surprised that I think I have the answer. There’s only one answer and it may be simpler than you might think.

    We get the governments of those worlds to reset their economic and monetary systems to the U.S. Dollar. And then, like the moth to the porch light, like the mosquito to the warm blooded mammal, like the Alaskan Grizzly to the photographer, no more gore.

  3. Marshall_Will on August 28th, 2012 5:17 pm

    Spot on point my man. Conservatives at large have had rather enough 'debate' that involves their basic premise of; a) evil corporations b) ad-hoc unrelated agenda attachments and c) boots on our throats…

    If "Greed" [automatically] = Corporate Profits! ( wouldn't the objective be to produce the finished product with as little by-products/WASTE as possible? )

    Take one of Prog's favorite targets, Gibson Guitar. Only the finest cuts of wood make into their "Signature Series". Then the next cut into their plain production line, finally, entry level stuff and what's left over fires the boiler!

    Jeez Al, it's not like we're out there clubbing baby seals that didn't "have it coming"?

  4. The Watcher on August 28th, 2012 6:02 pm

    Al Gore's "Book of Revelations" – <a href="http://tinyurl.com/8ht9vay

  5. SignPainterGuy on August 28th, 2012 7:47 pm

    Sound reasoning if ever I read it !! Weather or not I think those gubmints would care to switch to the US Dollar ! ;-)

  6. SignPainterGuy on August 28th, 2012 7:52 pm

    A great muchness of "Spot-Oniness" B Hapnin here ! ;-)

  7. SignPainterGuy on August 28th, 2012 7:53 pm

    Can you get another link ? This`n doesn`t work !

  8. backwoodsconsr on August 28th, 2012 7:57 pm

    Copy the part beginning with tiny and paste it into your address bar. It's a link to An Inconvenient Truth.

  9. SignPainterGuy on August 28th, 2012 8:05 pm

    I did the entire thing; thanks, I`ll ignore it if THAT is the destination !

  10. Marshall_Will on August 28th, 2012 8:16 pm

    "It’s really no longer a legitimate question for doubter debate–I know there are some people that…"

    Everywhere we turn, and for every fabricated issue under the sun, they're being forced to re-re-tool their flagging talking points. Just a few months ago that would've been dutifully filed by an LSM sycophant as "settled science".

    Well THAT got shot plum full o' holes so now it's "doubter-debate". What's next, The… Mild 'Grudge' on Women? Pester Wall Street? Too little, too LATE. Their over the top hyperbole became so annoying, even if the DID have legit point, who the hell would CARE?

    Reid, DWS, AlBore and the Frantic Few are just running cover while their Center For ____ gets breathing room to pretend Alinsky/Cloward-Piven were never really the objectives. I predict post-Nov. you'll see a much more pliable Professional Left. IMHO

  11. ChapBix on August 28th, 2012 8:29 pm

    "Judging by how Al’s looking these days, every night is more like a hike through his refrigerator."

    Or his mind. Scary thought, that is.

  12. SignPainterGuy on August 28th, 2012 8:32 pm

    "….. more pliable Professional Left."

    I have to wonder. I fully expect the NBPP and militant blacks to go full-blown assault mode when Obummer loses. Whose fault will the PL call THAT and how accurately will they report it ? What trick and excuse will be out of bounds for them ? What charge of cheating will be too ridiculous ?

  13. jeffythequick on August 28th, 2012 8:42 pm

    Judging from his size, and the carbon footprint of his houses, I'd say it's a walk-in fridge…

    …probably two story walk-in fridge.

  14. SignPainterGuy on August 28th, 2012 8:53 pm

    With the proceeds from his GoreBull Warming scam, he can afford a Drive-Thru Fridge ! He doesn`t really look like he`s done much walking …

  15. joyannaadams on August 28th, 2012 8:55 pm

    I remember seeing Al Gore walk into a room with, at the time, President Bill Clinton at Monticello, and there were Busts of Franklin and Adams on the wall, and he turned to Bill and said.."Well, who are THESE guys?" Bill Clinton told him they were VERY famous, and then the camera caught Bill shaking his head…and laughing.

    It was the only time in my life I can remember actually agreeing with Bill Clinton.

    And THAT's our climate expert.

  16. archer on August 28th, 2012 8:55 pm

    It’s quite telling that the only part of the world he rails against is the part that pays him in dollars.

  17. jeffythequick on August 28th, 2012 9:01 pm

    Wait!

    Hold the presses!

    The glowing ball with a mass 330,000 times the earth at a temperature of 5000 C has an effect on the temperature of the earth? Nuts! It's 93,000,000 miles away, and we're on the surface, so using AlGore logic…

    Ratio of mass/distance must equal effect:

    Sun's mass: 1.9891×10^30 kg
    Human mass (one person, avg): 60 kg
    Distance from Sun to earth: 1.496×10^11 m
    Distance from person to the earth: 1×10-9 m We're right on it, so I say we're one nanometer away)

    so, for the sun:
    1.989×10^30/1.49×10^11 = 1.33×10^19 kg/m (an impressive number)

    and for people:
    60/1×10-9 = 6×10^10 Whoa! We're only half a billion as effective as the sun, right? Wait… there are 7 billion of us, so now it's…)
    4.2×10^20, so we're 30 times more influential than the sun is to the earth.

    Now, before you call me some whack job liberal, know this:

    This formula means nothing, and the logic I used to come up with is has no basis in reality. It's pure crap.

    So yes, in this case, your earlier assessment is still valid.

    The debate is settled.

  18. Marshall_Will on August 28th, 2012 9:11 pm

    Not that they ( and others ) 'won't' ?

    I'm finding it more and more difficult for TPL to make room on the band wagon for harmless blowhards like Alan Grayson, let alone hard-Left radicals like Van Jones, Steve Lerner etc?

    HOW in the face of mass repudiations in 2010 and AGAIN in 2012 can they even justify the bandwidth? To allow them to suck the ever lovin' LIFE out of the news cycle when Sanders, Reid etc. call a news conf. and can't get enough LSM reporters for a poker game?

  19. Marshall_Will on August 28th, 2012 9:15 pm

    For realz? Seriously…

    Now that you mention it, Willie probably marks the Last of the Formally Educated Liberals. Having ANY grounding in trad. ed./values etc. Everyone that follows must be the product of their own self-inflicted echo chamber?

  20. jeffythequick on August 28th, 2012 9:18 pm

    He has his masseuse give him a hand.

    Then he asks her to make him some breakfast afterwards.

  21. jeffythequick on August 28th, 2012 9:21 pm

    O/T: Stay classy, Ellen Barkin…
    http://nation.foxnews.com/ellen-barkin/2012/08/28

    Liberalism is a party of death. The followers adore violence, and embrace death as a culture.

  22. SignPainterGuy on August 28th, 2012 9:36 pm

    Fascinating, isn`t it, how those Tea Party folks warp these good Hollyweird people`s minds and make them say such horrible things !?

  23. SignPainterGuy on August 28th, 2012 9:39 pm

    Would that be the "Devil`s workshop" hands ?

  24. SignPainterGuy on August 28th, 2012 10:04 pm

    What ? I was keeping up until I forgot to carry the 1, then POOF, it was shot to H— !

    According to the lists I`ve seen of things that have effects on Earth`s atmosphere, human activity is between 8th and 10th in line !

    Doesn`t a debate have to occur before it can be "settled" ? Musn`t there first be science involved before the science can be "settled" ?

  25. jeffythequick on August 28th, 2012 10:56 pm

    Doesn`t a debate have to occur before it can be "settled" ?

    No.

    The debate is over. We win because you weren't there when it was discussed.

    Wow… channelling progs is tough work.

  26. jeffythequick on August 28th, 2012 11:10 pm

    Obama sneezes, blames it on Mitt Romney!

    Chris Matthews asks, "Why is it Mitt Romney hates Obama? Is it because he's a racist?"
    http://washingtonexaminer.com/obama-sneezes-while

  27. jeffythequick on August 28th, 2012 11:21 pm

    Look at 1:35 on this video…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJfigbWbAB0

  28. Marshall_Will on August 28th, 2012 11:40 pm

    Which is a shame. "Eddie & The Cruisers" was as near to perfect as rock & roll movies come. I always felt her role as "driven reporter" was a somewhat laughable, but necessary link to the present.

    Now we know why…

  29. Marshall_Will on August 28th, 2012 11:43 pm

    He's… never seen a $1 dollar bill..?

    Too fricken much… I….?

  30. SignPainterGuy on August 29th, 2012 1:17 am

    Ha, what screams, "You got it coming" more so than those big dark eyes and whiskers ?

  31. SignPainterGuy on August 29th, 2012 1:19 am

    Turning pff half of your brain is tuff enuff, but it`s no certainty which half you`ll turn off !

  32. TiminAL on August 29th, 2012 1:46 am

    I don't think his is a Drive-thru. I'd say that it likely has an elevator.

  33. jeffythequick on August 29th, 2012 1:58 am

    Luckily, Mrs. thequick is like my survival rope while I'm SCUBA diving in those dark caves…

  34. SignPainterGuy on August 29th, 2012 2:31 am

    She sounds like she has a variation on the Munchhausen Syndrome; gets you in trouble so she can save your butt ! ;-) Mmmm, fun times !

  35. SignPainterGuy on August 29th, 2012 2:33 am

    Big enough to ride in his car ? Oh, the good life !

  36. jeffythequick on August 29th, 2012 12:06 pm

    "Judging by how Al’s looking these days, every night is more like a hike through the book of The Lady & Sons Savannah Country Cooking by Paula Deen."

  37. Marshall_Will on August 29th, 2012 12:13 pm

    What 'debate'? Did I MISS something!

    Yeah just like ghey marriage. For 20+ years we carefully listened and considered their arguments. Not until much later were their true motives revealed.

    Health benefits for domestic partners.

    There's a $76T bill to green the planet "on the line!" here and while hopes are fading fast in the new economic reality it doesn't mean they won't be fighting to their dyin' breath to keep the scam to end all scams 'viable'.

  38. SignPainterGuy on August 29th, 2012 1:08 pm

    Heh, my Sis loves Paula. Her favorite food ingredient is "butter" !

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