Caption Debbie Downer

So earlier I was minding my own business and clicking around the Internet when this picture of Debbie Wasserman Schultz popped up in front of me:

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I think I might have even screamed.

The first thing that came to mind, just after the urge to throw a blanket over my computer monitor, was “wait’ll they get a load of me.” But maybe “I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. Craven” is a better fit.

By the way, DWS was caught in another lie — but that’s pretty much an hourly occurrence.