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Every day for the past nearly four years has felt like a colonoscopy, except not free (it cost about $5 trillion) and it feels as if it was performed with a rose bush on the end of a giant fish hook.

Plugs has been busy working the room in Florida with his Mediscare shtick, and is reminding everyone of all the free stuff Obama gave them, which is why everything now costs so much or something:

In Florida this afternoon, Vice President Joe Biden reminded supporters that thanks to President Obama, they could now get colonoscopies without a co-pay.

During his speech, Biden reminded the audience that some of their Republican friends would distort Obama’s record on Medicare.

“Everyone knows, everyone in this room knows that President Obama has increased the benefits available to people on Medicare by the action he took,” Biden said. “You are now able to go get a wellness exam, and guys, if you conclude you need a colonoscopy because of the feeling you had or you need a breast health examination, you don’t have to pay a co-pay for that.”

Joe will even perform it personally! Trust him, he knows what he’s doing — how do you think he retrieves his head every morning?

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11 Responses to “Biden Wooing Florida Seniors: And Don’t Forget About the Free Colonoscopies We Gave You!”

  1. backwoodsconsr on September 29th, 2012 3:37 pm

    Which is more full of crap, a colon or Joe Biden's head?

  2. Marshall_Will on September 29th, 2012 4:54 pm

    “Everyone knows, everyone in this room knows that President Obama has…"

    Dated and now totally ineffective Prog-semantics. Reason being, they used it to preface 'everything' for over a decade. As Doug put to rest sometime back:

    "If someone is telling you "This is for a FACT..! ( you can be pretty sure it ISN'T )" (para)

    We had to finally run off some gov. worker gal that posted all day EVERY day at taxpayer expense that started all posts with "FACT:" and never failed to insert her Lib-pinion. And just what a room full of people want to be talking about, their own poopie! It's official; They're pulling out all the stops!

    (Distorted HOW Joe..? )

  3. archer on September 29th, 2012 5:22 pm

    What a bunch of rubes!

    Once again Zero is sending out his lackey task force to instill fear in the elderly and senior citizens and take advantage of them while they’re in that state. Bernie Madoff was jailed and, hopefully, will die in prison for doing just that, and I’m sure other financial advisors do the same thing. Just because one is past a certain age doesn’t mean one must give up thinking for oneself.

    If you’re past the age of 50 and your son or daughter came to you and said, “I’ll pay your insurance or Medicare co-pay if you’ll go get a colonoscopy, and then let me give your vote away to an EXTREME MEGALOMANIAC LIBERAL SOCIALIST,” would that induce you to go and get it done?

    Because colon cancer is such a slow growing cancer the colonoscopy only needs to be done every 10 years beginning (recommended) at age 50 and up to age 75. That’s only 3 times (four if you’re concerned) in any single lifetime. Those aged 76 to 84 should receive screenings on a case-by-case basis, while those over the age of 85 generally do not receive screenings.
    http://www.livestrong.com/article/149275-what-are

    Remember, guys it’s not the same for the Prostate. Don’t confuse the two but git'r done.

  4. SignPainterGuy on September 29th, 2012 6:38 pm

    That would depend entirely on whether or not Joe opened his mouth, so, since Joe apparently can`t resist opening his mouth, usually to insert his foot, let`s go with "Joe is filled to capacity" !

  5. jeffythequick on September 29th, 2012 7:17 pm

    Luckily, the colonoscopies are one size fits all!

  6. Marshall_Will on September 29th, 2012 9:02 pm

    Yes, I surrendered 300+ years of proud tradition and future generations so I could skip out on a freakin' nickel-dime co-pay on MY pooper! Seems reasonable enough a request to ME Joe!?

    Then poisonous gas vapors should have been seen enveloping this brain dead audience from the vent system… Seriously. No one bolted out of their chair to tell him to stick it up his OWN @$$? It doesn't get any more disappointing than that.

  7. jeffythequick on September 30th, 2012 11:50 am

    As we saw from the kid with the McCain shirt, no one of dissenting, or even a disagreeing opinion is allowed into these events.

    They are strictly for the adoring fans.

    Message to Mitt: Voting has started. In 37 states, there is no "election day". Election Season is over on November 6. Get off the pot and spend that war chest you built up and rip the other candidate to shreds. Don't worry about Biden, go after Obama in your ads.

  8. SignPainterGuy on September 30th, 2012 3:19 pm

    VP BiteMe is scheduled to speak on Tuesday afternoon here in the San Fran of the East Coast at UNC Asheville. Tickets are free and all attendees must have a ticket and they are going quickly. I`m having difficulty understanding the attraction, but it is a lib city. Not sure whether he`ll be in a classroom, the auditorium, the stadium, on the steps of a building or a closet, but it should be well attended by dutiful worshipers.

    I plan to set up in the Lowe`s parking lot across from the airport to get pix of the VP planes. Now watch him show up in a bus.

  9. Marshall_Will on September 30th, 2012 6:03 pm

    Ann Coulter properly addressed these growing and RAMPANT abuses! It was designed for MILITARY ( serving overseas! ) Ironically, it is now available to everyone; -except- those in uniform serving overseas…

    We'll be canvassing our local precints Tue. Wed. Thur. and hitting the streets. On a local level at least we'll be giving the old deep six to our transvestite of a 'mayor'. He lobbied for a reality show about his.., 'lifestyle' but when slime purveyors declined to pick it up he suddenly lost all interest in the office. ( Apparently even THEY have lines they just won't cross? )

    So nationally, PINO, locally MINO.

  10. SignPainterGuy on September 30th, 2012 8:40 pm

    P/MINO ? Progressive- ? Mayor-In Name Only ?

    My little town has had a string of good Mayors, Ds and Rs alike. They can really help or hurt a town. In Asheville, they`ve had a string of ultra-lib-progressives, the previous one a lesbian who killed many good things / attractions, one a long running Gold Wing Rally (you know how wild and raucous those WingNuts are, hey, they`re on motorcycles after all and ALL motorcyclists are trouble-makers), the current one, a black woman who has done a great job for the loony lefties, continuing the path of least resistance to San Fran-esque progress. Mmmm mmmm mmmm !!

  11. guest on October 2nd, 2012 9:56 pm

    I am 67 years old. I have medicare so decided to get the no cost to me colonscopy last week. I am sending my bill of 450.00 to VP Biden so he can pay it since he said it was no cost to me…LOL They don't tell you that if they find a polup or anything that changes the pay code and you are liable for the 20% co pay.. Lairs all of them!!

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