Hollywood Left’s Newest Push to Get Doofuses to the Polls: ‘Vote 4 Stuff’

What stuff am I voting for? This year it’s a no-brainer: An ObamaPhone!

Actually I’m voting partly because I hope the election results depress the hell out of these dingbats:

Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire want to hear what you’ve got to say. The two stars unveiled a campaign on Monday called Vote4Stuff. It urges voters to use social media to talk about what issues are most critical to them in the upcoming election.

A public service announcement went online Monday, asking: “What stuff is important to you?” Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jonah Hill, Zac Efron, Edward Norton and Ellen Degeneres — among others — also appear in the video.

Anyone interested can submit their own 30-second video about their biggest concerns going into the election. Then, selected videos — in addition to tweets, photos or posts directed at Vote4Stuff — will be incorporated into the campaign later in the month.

What are the chances that anybody will say their biggest concern is $16 trillion in debt and accompanying credit downgrades that we’re screwing future generations with because everybody has voted for “stuff”? Yeah, I know…