Video: Kids Sing About What Failed D-Bags Their Parents are if They Vote for Romney or Something

The latest creepy “brainwashed kids singing” video is out. The “get out and vote” video, produced by the Goodby Silverstein & Partners ad agency (of “Got Milk?” fame), smacks of “Mmm Mmm Mmm” except with slicker production values and laced with doom and gloom instead of the “Dear Leader will save us” hypnotic optimism of 2008.

At no point are Obama or Romney mentioned by name, but gee, I wonder which way the people who produced this lean:

The lyrics:

Imagine an America
Where strip mines are fun and free
Where gays can be fixed
And sick people just die
And oil fills the sea

We don’t have to pay for freeways!
Our schools are good enough
Give us endless wars
On foreign shores
And lots of Chinese stuff

We’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And we’re kinda blaming you

We haven’t killed all the polar bears
But it’s not for lack of trying
Big Bird is sacked
The Earth is cracked
And the atmosphere is frying

Congress went home early
They did their best we know
You can’t cut spending
With elections pending
Unless it’s welfare dough

We’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And we’re kinda blaming you

Find a park that is still open
And take a breath of poison air
They foreclosed your place
To build a weapon in space
But you can write off your au pair

It’s a little awkward to tell you
But you left us holding the bag
When we look around
The place is all dumbed down
And the long term’s kind of a drag

We’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And yeah, we’re blaming you

You did your best
You failed the test

Mom and Dad
We’re blaming you!

*****

Kids coaxed into collective song like indoctrinated North Korean zombies are warning against the U.S. getting dumbed down?

It’s almost as if somebody forgot to tell those kids that they already owe over $16 trillion and it’s going up fast thanks to the people who are using them for crap like this.

Author: Doug Powers

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