Obama Pardons and Absolves Turkey

You will be surprised and disappointed to learn this video has nothing to do with Joe Biden:

Obama didn’t stop at simply absolving and pardoning the turkey either — shortly after this video ended the president reminded the bird that it is now entitled to an ObamaPhone™ and free contraceptives for life.

(h/t Weasel Zippers)

Author: Doug Powers

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