CNN’s Piers Morgan, big time gun control advocate, broadcast a show from Texas to figure out why people like guns so much.

Morgan has asked in the past “why does anybody need to own an assault rifle?” He’s also said the only people who own weapons like the AR-15 are those who want to commit mass murder. But apparently there are allowable exceptions, such as when those weapons are used to protect Piers Morgan, as was the case outside a gun store where Morgan was taping (one guard at the end says he’s employed by CNN):

Of course CNN employs armed guards. Somebody has to protect all those anti-gun hosts.

However, according to multiple sources, the armed men were actually British agents under secret orders to take Morgan out if he were to try to go back to England.

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18 Responses to “According to Piers Morgan, There are Only 2 Uses for ‘Assault Rifles’: To Commit Mass Murder, and to Protect Piers Morgan”

  1. Truesoldier__ on February 5th, 2013 5:00 pm

    But, but Piers is important to the debate and you know all those right wing nuts out htre with their guns and bibles would love to take a pot shot at this great reporter so as to silence him and stuff. Besides it was in Texas so it was George Bush's fault. Hey look over there a squirrel!!(channeling the trolls)

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  3. thatmrgguy on February 5th, 2013 5:39 pm

    So…fat white men with "assault weapons" are paid to protect Piers Morgan. Oh, the irony, it burns.

  4. Truesoldier__ on February 5th, 2013 6:19 pm

    O/T…but only a little. Remember when the Dem's told everyone that everyday we put off passing Obamacare were were killing people becasue they did not have health insurance? The CBO has just announced that Obamacare will cost 7 million workeres their health insurance due to their employers dropping coverage (you know just like us "radical right wingers" warned would happen). So were is Pierce Morgan and others fromt he MSM to do stories on Obama and the Dems and their potential murder of these 7 million workers and their families?
    http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politi

  5. jeffythequick on February 5th, 2013 6:20 pm

    Piers is so 18th Century British!

    He should keep up with current events if he wants to host a show on…current events!

  6. Truesoldier__ on February 5th, 2013 6:46 pm

    Well to many of his Muslim fans he is a visionary when he looks to 18th century Britain considering they cannot seem to get out of their own 13th century mindset.

  7. jeffythequick on February 5th, 2013 6:53 pm

    Wow… You have me beat by 6 centuries. I was thinking 7th century.

  8. jeffythequick on February 5th, 2013 6:55 pm

    I think the irony is that they think that the Conservatives are the ones that would attack them.

    Data over the last 100 years sharply disagrees with their perception.

  9. SignPainterGuy on February 5th, 2013 7:09 pm

    SQUIRREL ……. SQUIRREL …….. GIANT SQUIRREL !!!!

  10. SignPainterGuy on February 5th, 2013 7:25 pm

    By definition, an "assault rifle" is capable of fully automatic firing, just like a machine gun. Only people who have passed extreme screening processes, paid steep fees and are licensed to do so and the military can possess fully automatic guns. The guns wizard of smart Piers Morgan refers to are all "semi"-automatic. That is a very important difference and distinction that Piers, the MSM and gun control fanatics probably understand but refuse to acknowledge to the public. It sounds scarier and furthers their power, control and eventual gun confiscation agenda !!

  11. Truesoldier__ on February 5th, 2013 8:58 pm

    Great points. If they get get the word "assault" added into legislation they can then change the "living breathing law" to mean any weapon that could be used for an assault (as in the legal definition).

  12. Truesoldier__ on February 5th, 2013 8:59 pm

    You have a point. I guess I am just in a generous mood today.

  13. Truesoldier__ on February 5th, 2013 9:03 pm

    Speaking of Piers Morgan, here is a link to Morgan getting his a$$ handed to him once again courtesy of Ted Nuggent.
    http://dailycaller.com/2013/02/05/ted-nugent-full

  14. Marshall_Will on February 5th, 2013 10:26 pm

    "So were is Pierce Morgan and others from the MSM to do stories on…"

    Drowning their sorrows at the same bar as the non-union Delphi employees?

    It's an interesting point though because the over-confidence/over-REACH of the MSM actually believes they're gifted enough to fit 7 million bodies under a 6' X 9' throw rug.

  15. Marshall_Will on February 5th, 2013 10:34 pm

    The same public that makes a Hollywood visualization connection to everything from slam dunking basketballs to elevator quickies to GE electric mini-guns laying down a stream of lead you could WALK on…

    It's the association they so desperately need to implant in empty skulls. Fortunately for them, w/ Low Information Voters.., that's a snap! I mean you guys have all had anonymous s_x w/ incredibly hot women who's name you didn't even know in the elevator right?

  16. SignPainterGuy on February 5th, 2013 11:23 pm

    Gotta love the Nuge. He comes to the party well prepared and without fear of weasels, Brit or other breed.

    I`ve come to the conclusion Ted enjoys tearing apart the Piers Morgans as much as he did playing his music and it`s much easier on his hearing.

  17. Skip on February 6th, 2013 12:45 am

    Doug…last sentence, great comment!

  18. Obama bin Biden on February 6th, 2013 1:42 pm

    I fled that Democrat septic tank called New Jersey for Texas many years ago and never looked back. This clown was bouncing around Houston on Monday looking to shoot at local gun ranges. All the prominient places told him to get lost.

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